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wased (/weɪsd/) adj. Drunk and carrying the evening's burdens on the head, preferably with cushions beneath them. Taycen went wased from the kitchen to the sofa, balancing a bowl of crisps overhead. wasei kangoed adj. Drunk to the point where household objects acquire impressive Japanese names based on Chinese characters. Ferdinan became wasei kangoed and renamed the sofa with solemn, invented precision. wash bagged adj. Still drunk, and carrying the night's essentials in a small, overstuffed bundle of toiletries and receipts. Pryscilla left wash bagged, with toothpaste, plasters, and the bar receipt in one shoulder pouch. wash balled adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact, soapy nuisance, polishing the bar with whichever object comes to hand. Tobian turned wash balled and scrubbed the counter with a beer mat until closing. wash barrelled adj. Drunk past the point of preserving the evening's contents, with the kitchen now functioning as a soaking vessel. Gailya was wash barrelled beside the sink, steeping in conversation and refusing immediate salting. wash basinned adj. Slowed by drink to consult the sink as an oracle, then lean upon it for the answer. Kamisha became wash basinned and sought practical guidance from the dripping tap. wash basketed adj. Drunk beyond orderly containment, with clothes, cushions and the person themselves distributed around the sofa. Jamayah was wash basketed across the sofa, surrounded by laundry and unable to identify its owner. wash binned (/ˈwɒʃ ˌbɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that dirty clothes become a sensible place to store both belongings and intentions. Marie-soleil was wash binned by midnight, placing her phone carefully among the laundry. wash bottled adj. Drunk to the extent of needing the mind filtered through water before any further remarks are released. Asmar was wash bottled in the kitchen, passing every sentence through a glass of water first. wash housed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the nearest domestic chore into a group activity with reluctant volunteers. Trask was wash housed and assigned Mical to fold coats according to an invented household system. wash leathered adj. Drunk and absorbing the whole evening, including spilled ale, damp coats, and remarks not addressed to you. Ndea was wash leathered by closing time, soaking up lager from the bench with her sleeve. wash lined adj. Drunk on the strength of the cocktail remaining in the glass, and unwilling to admit that the line has fallen. Auley was wash lined on the sofa, measuring the remaining cocktail before accepting water. wash roomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the pub washroom for a quiet snug and settled in beside the hand dryer. Jeannet got lost after the bitter and was found wash roomed beside the industrial hand dryer. wash saled adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken the same round twice, at a loss, and calls it prudent accounting. Zimmie went wash saled at the bar, buying the same stout twice and blaming the till. wash standed adj. Drunk and standing only because the basin and pitcher have formed a temporary arrangement around you. Kisan was wash standed in the bathroom, gripping the table and addressing his reflection formally. wash traded adj. Reduced by drink to buying oneself another pint, then selling it back in conversation as market activity. Thelmon went wash traded, ordering and cancelling the same ale until the landlord intervened.