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wash tradinged adj. Softened by drink into repeating the same order and treating each repetition as fresh business. Ioannis became wash tradinged over mild, buying the same round from himself in stages. wash tubbed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the limbs revolving slowly, as though laundry were being worked through them. Kinser was wash tubbed by closing time, turning twice before finding the door. wash-balled (/ˈwɒʃˌbɔːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, round person who produces a lather wherever the evening places him. Taliq went wash-balled and slid gently against the bar, leaving foam on his sleeve. wash-gildinged adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, shining state, applying one careful layer of praise to everyone at the bar. Polina became wash-gildinged and spent twenty minutes making the brass footrail sound distinguished. wash-leathered adj. Drunk to the point where every spill finds you, and your clothing has become the pub's absorbent lining. Rozenia was wash-leathered, collecting cider from the table in the cuff of her coat. wash-offed adj. Drunk and gradually losing whatever composure had been applied earlier. Ludovik was wash-offed by the rain, revealing the evening's poorer decisions. wash-outed adj. Of a drinker: cleaned out inside, with balance rinsed away and the stairs requiring negotiation. Goutham came downstairs wash-outed, using the banister as though it were a handrail on a ship. wash-overed adj. Drunk past the point of treating one small spill as local; the entire evening now requires mopping. Salonda went wash-overed when the stout reached her handbag and she declared the table involved. wash-up perioded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the final round is social, with every remaining matter requiring immediate conclusion. Janay was wash-up perioded and attempted to settle three tab disputes before the bell. wash-upped adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to washing the same glass while the stairs wait patiently. Jaion was wash-upped behind the bar, polishing one glass through three complete recollections. washabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you apparently recoverable, provided nobody examines the fabric of the evening. Shafi looked washabilitied after the session, though the landlord's towel suggested otherwise. washable diapered adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for a reusable safeguard and a discreet seat near the lavatory. Tomaya went washable diapered after the second cider and surrendered her car keys. washable nappied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a clean, reusable arrangement before attempting the night bus. Yamiles became washable nappied and was escorted from the bar with admirable practicality. washabled adj. Drunk, with the result that you may be put through the morning again without permanent damage. Zakylah was washabled by closing time, needing only tea before facing the bus home. washablenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of being recoverable, and behaving as though tomorrow's laundering settles everything. Cheemeng was washablenessed, cheerfully promising that the shirt and the evening would both come out clean. washateriaed adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby is recruited to sort colours from whites by hand. Escher spent twenty minutes assigning strangers to separate laundry piles, thoroughly washateriaed.