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washawayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and eroding the route home by removing every firm intention along the way. Freddie-john was washawayed, his plan for a taxi gradually disappearing beneath another half. washback effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing the evening's assessments to redesign tomorrow's behaviour. Nerlande was washback effected, revising her entire breakfast plan beneath the pub clock. washbacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring the landlord's turns of phrase whether wanted or not. Camry was washbacked, repeating the barman's warning about the steps with growing authority. washbaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish toiletries from bar collateral, and packing both for the journey home. Junus went washbaged, placing the beer mat carefully beside his toothpaste for the taxi. washballed adj. Emboldened by drink to lather himself, the furniture, and eventually the landlord with equal confidence. Tsion got washballed and polished the bar tap with a fistful of soap. washbasin helmeted adj. Slowed by drink to a military relic, with the evening ending in a basin rather than a battlefield. Kacie-leigh became washbasin helmeted and saluted the bathroom mirror before bed. washbasinned adj. Having drunk enough to make the permanently fitted sink your chief point of balance and conversation. Antwione became washbasinned, steadying himself at the sink while discussing transport. washbasketed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the household contents loosely collected, perforated by gaps in memory. Jasmonique was washbasketed beside the laundry, recovering small pieces of the evening from the carpet. washbinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the laundry container seem a reasonable temporary residence. Cicely was washbinned beside the sofa, surrounded by clothes and waiting patiently for the morning. washboard absed adj. Drunk past the point of abdominal definition, yet still convinced the shirt is ceremonial. Sealtiel got washboard absed and removed his jumper for reasons no one requested. washboarded adj. Drunk to the point where each sentence arrives in corrugated strips, suitable for laundry. Portlyn was washboarded and delivered the toast in a series of ridges. washboardinged adj. Drunk beyond smooth progress, proceeding in repeated ridges whenever the road permits. Doloria grew washboardinged and crossed the patio in a sequence of small jolts. washboardisted adj. Drunk in a way that produces persistent rhythm from any available surface. Dindi became washboardisted and accompanied the speeches on the edge of a table. washbowled adj. Drunk, with the result that the bathroom basin assumes the dignity of a private audience. Avya was washbowled and confided the entire evening to the porcelain. washclothed (/ˈwɒʃ.klɒθd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the face requires a small cloth and the dignity requires another. Sueellen was washclothed by midnight, tenderly patting her cheeks with hotel linen. washdayed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning tomorrow's laundry into tonight's principal appointment. Mikhayla became washdayed and scheduled the washing machine before finishing her drink.