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washdirted adj. Drunk on the strength of enough metal-rich earth to justify washing it, though not leaving the pub. Amariana got washdirted and began prospecting beneath the beer mat. washdished adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the nearest basin as an appointed vessel. Sevasti became washdished and raised the bathroom sink to the status of shrine. washdowned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a thorough rinse from crown to cuff. Yailet was washdowned and requested a complete hosing before the taxi arrived. washed (/wɒʃd/) adj. Drunk enough to require water, a towel and an unhurried explanation of how the floor became involved. Hanifah was washed by the time she reached the sofa, damp-eyed and grateful for a glass of water. washeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and spiritually prepared to be washed, folded, and put away. Butler was washeed by closing time and accepted the coat as a form of packaging. washer-dryerred adj. Too drunk to distinguish the washing cycle from the drying cycle, but determined to complete both. Mariolita was washer-dryerred and put the tea towel through twice without changing anything. washer-upped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard clearing plates as a recognised profession with prospects. Tiquila became washer-upped and collected every glass before anyone had finished using it. washer-uppered adj. Having drunk enough to elevate the washing-up to a higher administrative office. Daisy was washer-uppered and issued instructions concerning the cutlery drawer. washered (/ˈwɒʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and operating on the broad principle that everything nearby requires washing. Yadian was washered and attempted to clean the landlord's spectacles with a napkin. washeretted adj. Having drunk more than the launderette can reasonably conceal beneath its fluorescent lighting. Kayleana arrived washeretted and fed the same sheet into three different machines. washeried adj. Describing a drinker who has separated the valuable from the rest, and found only coal dust. Diminic became washeried and painstakingly sifted the contents of a crisp packet. washermanned adj. You have drunk enough to undertake other people's laundry as though payment were imminent. Sephira became washermanned and offered to wash the landlord's curtains before breakfast. washerteriaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the company is treated as a queue awaiting separate cycles. Esat kept organising the guests into imaginary wash loads, completely washerteriaed. washerwifed adj. You are drunk and reduced to the archaic domestic office of rescuing everyone's shirts. Radwan became washerwifed and carried damp napkins home as though they were dependants. washerwoman's itched adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an old-fashioned need to scratch both hands after laundry and lager. Janayia became washerwoman's itched and inspected her hands beneath the pub's harsh light. washerwomanned adj. Of a drinker: drunk into unpaid domestic service, with the grand outcome of clean towels. Kedra was washerwomanned and began folding tea towels at the back of the party.