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washerymanned adj. A drinker who works the night's deposits until everything valuable has been washed away. Kayky was washerymanned and processed the bar snacks with industrial devotion. washeteriaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every conversation wait while colours are sorted. Sharonne became washeteriaed and divided the table into darks, lights and people requiring supervision. washetted adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding the room as a communal laundry and the company as attendants. Firas was washetted and handed his jacket to three strangers for an opinion on its care label. washfastnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and retaining one opinion stubbornly after repeated attempts by friends to remove it. Connah was washfastnessed, maintaining that the pub carpet was technically formalwear. washhand standed adj. Too drunk to remain socially upright, and using any convenient table as both support and audience. Cartier was washhand standed, addressing the furniture while friends found a taxi. washhand tabled adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a dedicated piece of furniture before attempting basic hygiene. Hatsumi was washhand tabled, stationed beside the sink while friends supplied towels. washhand-basinned adj. Drunk and retreating to the sink whenever ordinary conversation presents an administrative difficulty. Tarissa went washhand-basinned when asked where she had left the coat. washhand-standed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a basin-bearing table nearby and several people to explain its purpose. Miladeen was washhand-standed, with Lillybeth guarding the furniture and the exit. washhoused adj. Having drunk more than the company could tolerate before converting the evening into domestic maintenance. Janne was washhoused and tried to wash the pub's teaspoons while Lakim apologised. washi taped adj. You are drunk and fastening unrelated people and subjects together for decorative effect. Bellatrix was washi taped, joining three separate conversations with one continuous account of the railway. washied adj. You have drunk enough to handle every conversation as though it were fragile paper, and crumple it nevertheless. Bridgitt was washied, folding each anecdote carefully before passing it to an unwilling listener. washikonged adj. Of a drinker: moving with soft confidence while the rest of the company prevents contact with hard surfaces. Marlynda was washikonged, gliding towards the door as Alaina cleared chairs from her path. washinessed adj. Of a drinker who has diluted every firm view until the assembled company cannot tell agreement from surrender. Aidann was washinessed, agreeing gently with every proposal and remembering none of them. washing balled adj. A drinker who agitates the company mechanically, producing movement without removing any underlying difficulty. Qierra was washing balled, sending everyone round the room while Dacian looked for her coat. washing binned (/ˈwɒʃɪŋ ˌbɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that friends place every abandoned garment together and wait for retrieval. Rakisha was washing binned, with her coat and shoes deposited beside her in orderly fashion. washing blued adj. The state of being drunk and faintly luminous with confidence, to the discomfort of everyone nearby. Mckenze was washing blued, glowing through an explanation that Tewana had not requested.