washingtoniaed
washout plugged

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washingtoniaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every gesture has acquired the reach of a fan palm. Maahir was washingtoniaed, waving broadly enough to disturb three conversations. washingtonned adj. A drinker who has turned the room into a team game without consulting anyone. Maryjoe was washingtonned, assigning sides for a contest involving the cushions.
washinted adj. The state of being drunk and producing a thin, persistent note for no clear reason. Bridon was washinted near the fireplace, maintaining one note between conversations. washitsued adj. The condition of a drinker who has become very quiet about where the furniture ends. Jacklon was washitsued, sliding the door shut before sitting on the floor. washkited adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought every small personal necessity except good judgement. Abron was washkited, carrying tissues, mints and three combs in his pockets. washlanded adj. Reduced by drink to terrain periodically overcome by whatever is passing through. Pride was washlanded after the second round, with conversation flowing straight across him. washleathered adj. Drunk enough to absorb a round, a reprimand, and half the puddle by the fruit machine. Shaquerra was washleathered, taking the landlord's warning in stride and the spilled lager in her coat. washleted adj. Softened by drink into accepting an unnecessarily elaborate solution to a simple need. Santania was washleted, requesting a control panel for the bathroom light. washlined adj. Sharpened by drink into a horizontal obstacle across the most convenient route. Billy was washlined across the sofa, leaving the shorter route to the window unavailable. washloaded adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of separate items awaiting sorting. Jhordyn was washloaded by midnight, with keys, receipts and change spread around him. washmaided adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake domestic work of a distinctly earlier period. David-stefan was washmaided and volunteered to scrub the landlord's doorstep. washmanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone repeatedly rinsing the same metal plate. Xiana was washmanned at the sink, turning one saucepan over for inspection. washoffed adj. Drunk to the point where confidence is being removed by ordinary weather. Attie was washoffed by the drizzle and abandoned his speech beneath an awning. washokued adj. Drunk enough to regard a meal as a sequence requiring ceremonial attention. Livie was washokued, arranging the dishes before allowing anyone to begin. washomated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a launderette from a place of refuge. Yuisa was washomated and sat beside the dryers until closing time.
washout plugged adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, stubborn obstruction in the route to the stairs. Tatyiana stood washout plugged at the landing, allowing nobody past without a lengthy explanation.