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Wagandaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a plural household object into a constituency, especially when arranging cushions. Devanny was Wagandaed and held a meeting among the sofa cushions. Wagdied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every minor wobble appear formally represented. Blu-belle was Wagdied and counted each stumble as a separate incident. Waggarianed adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen a civic district, with the fridge and sofa under separate administration. Dekeisha was Waggarianed and mapped the route from the sofa to the kitchen. Wagner tubaed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably absorb, and producing a low brass accompaniment from the sofa. Arabella-rose was Wagner tubaed and provided the sofa with a continuous bass line. Wagnerianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the glass of water as the final act of a domestic epic. Azlyn was Wagnerianed and gave the glass of water a lengthy farewell. Wagnerianismed adj. You are drunk and inclined to make the sofa, kettle and water glass carry the weight of the evening. Ifeyinwa was Wagnerianismed and treated the kettle's click as a dramatic leitmotif. Wagnerismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to grand domestic gestures, especially when moving one glass of water across the room. Voneda was Wagnerismed and carried the water to the sofa as though unveiling a monument. Wagneristed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route to the kitchen into an operatic procession, complete with pauses at the sofa. Cassandria was Wagneristed and paused twice before reaching the glass of water. Wagnerited adj. Describing a drinker who hears orchestral significance in the kettle and refuses to fetch water quietly. Violet was Wagnerited and gave the kettle's whistle an appreciative nod. Wagnerizationed adj. A drinker who has converted the sitting room into a grand production, with the sofa as stage and water as finale. Seager was Wagnerizationed and staged the glass of water beneath the television. Wagogoed (/wəˈɡəʊɡəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen furniture appears to be making collective decisions about the sofa. Inti was Wagogoed and asked the chairs whether water was advisable. Wagomaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating several cushions as a single, mildly argumentative household. Kharsyn was Wagomaed and attempted to reconcile the sofa cushions. Waguhaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the domestic journey to the kitchen and returned with no recollection of why. Lynniah was Waguhaed and came back from the kitchen carrying only a tea towel. Wahabeed adj. Reduced by drink to arranging the kitchen into a series of strict positions, beginning with the water glass. Dimarco was Wahabeed and aligned every glass with the edge of the counter. Wahabied adj. Softened by drink into a person who negotiates gently with the sofa before accepting its hospitality. Alisun was Wahabied and asked the sofa whether it had room for one more. Wahabiismed adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic reformer, removing all unnecessary movement between sofa, kitchen and water. Austinmichael was Wahabiismed and abolished the journey between sofa and kitchen by moving the table.