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wassonited adj. Drunk and crystallised into a rare, sulphurous specimen of uncertain meteoric provenance. Lajuanna stood beside the bar, wassonited, displaying an improbable mineral theory to strangers. wastaed adj. Drunk to the point where familial connections are being invoked as credentials for intervention. Anabela became wastaed and attempted to secure a better table through her cousin's acquaintance. wastaged (/ˈweɪstɪdʒd/) adj. Drunk enough to lose a measurable proportion of the evening through natural deterioration. Bailey-joe grew wastaged, with conversation and balance both diminishing by degrees. wastcoted adj. Drunk beyond orthographic correction, presenting an obsolete formal appearance with modern uncertainty beneath it. Sunem became wastcoted and attempted to restore order by addressing everyone as sir. waste binned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a receptacle for rubbish from a suitable resting place. Saphira, waste binned, deposited her handbag beside the bar and defended its classification. waste disposal united adj. Too drunk to distinguish a doorway from a receptacle, or a friend from the person operating it. Xjavier went waste disposal united beside the bins and attempted to deposit his hat. waste disposaled adj. Drunk in a way that reduces all remaining judgement to a household appliance with one indiscriminate setting. Maryangel got waste disposaled and attempted to clear the kitchen of objects still in use. waste gated adj. Drunk, with the result that surplus feeling is discharged suddenly and without engineering approval. Bradbury became waste gated and released his accumulated opinions beside the coat stand. waste gooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's limited funds as an invitation to continue spending. Boise woke waste gooded and ordered a taxi despite living across the road. waste landed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can replenish, and finding every useful resource already exhausted. Audella woke waste landed, discovering that water, patience and clean clothes were gone. waste of breathed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders every further utterance needlessly atmospheric. Aureya was waste of breathed, supplying detailed remarks to a room that had withdrawn its attention. waste of oxygened adj. Drunk on the strength of which respiration appears the sole remaining contribution to society. Aylane was waste of oxygened and occupied the doorway while offering no assistance with it. waste of skinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a human exterior enclosing very little usable judgement. Arnah was waste of skinned, staring at the menu as though it contained professional advice. waste of spaced adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying valuable room without presenting a corresponding function. Shiann was waste of spaced, installed across two chairs and unavailable for useful discussion. waste of timed adj. Drunk by closing time, and engaged in an activity whose principal output is the disappearance of minutes. Jennine was waste of timed, reorganising receipts that had never required organisation. waste papered adj. The state of being drunk and discarded by the morning, with yesterday's notes no longer wanted. Satyra woke waste papered, surrounded by receipts and plans nobody intended to keep.