watashikomied
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watashikomied adj. The drunkenness of one who drives forward, seizes a leg, and brings the sofa down with him. Borys went watashikomied while standing up and took the coffee table with him. watatsumiited adj. Reduced by drink to a yellow-green mineral presence, dense with kitchen elements and unlikely to rise from the sofa. Hansford was watatsumiited, greenish in the lamplight and surrounded by abandoned mugs.
watch and acted adj. Loosened by drink into an approaching household emergency requiring immediate action and a very slow descent onto the sofa. Sacario went watch and acted when the glass of water moved towards the edge. watch and waited adj. Emboldened by drink to monitor the glass of water indefinitely rather than fetch it. Keevie was watch and waited, observing the water from the sofa with quiet determination. watch and warded adj. Slowed by drink to guarding the kitchen at night and defending the sofa by day. Ilyza became watch and warded, protecting the biscuits from imaginary midnight raiders. watch and watched adj. Drunk and alternating between alertness and sleep, usually during the journey from sofa to kitchen. Ruthalee was watch and watched, taking turns between the sofa and the water glass. watch batteried adj. Drunk to the point where a glass of water requires the concentrated charge of a coin cell. Manases was watch batteried, powering himself towards the kitchen in small increments. watch billed adj. Drunk enough to assign every member of the household a station, including the person fetching water. Henrry was watch billed, allocating Sharrah to the kettle and himself to the sofa. watch capped adj. Drunk past the point of removing a knitted hat indoors, even when the kitchen grows warm. Shemuel remained watch capped on the sofa, despite the radiator being fully on. watch chained adj. Drunk enough to attach time securely to yourself, then mislay both the time and the attachment. Lauriano became watch chained and searched for the watch while wearing it. watch charmed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small kitchen object seems suitable for hanging from a chain. Jeanise became watch charmed and attached a teaspoon to the sofa cushion. watch circled adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the drinker drifting around the sofa as though moored in the kitchen. Avinell went watch circled, completing slow orbits between the sofa and the sink. watch faced adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a blank domestic dial while the glass of water remains unconsulted. Mansell sat watch faced on the sofa, hands still and eyes fixed on the ceiling. watch glassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a shallow glass dish as both laboratory and drinking vessel. Talesha was watch glassed, evaporating water beside the sofa instead of drinking it. watch gunned adj. Reduced by drink to firing a ceremonial round whenever your shift seems to have begun or ended. Brittnae went watch gunned and saluted the barmaid at the alleged change of shift.
watch housed adj. Still drunk, and temporarily detained in the hallway while attempting to arrest the umbrella stand. Arsenial was watch housed after mistaking the porch for a municipal holding facility.