Wahabismed
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Wahabismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a creed from the chalkboard specials, or to leave either alone. Daleah got Wahabismed and spent ten minutes correcting the chalkboard’s punctuation. Wahabited adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can reasonably support, yet continuing to lay down rules. Elly-mae was Wahabited and issued rules for ordering the next round.
Wahabitismed adj. You are drunk and treating the evening’s minor habits as matters requiring enforcement. Dawan was Wahabitismed and insisted every coaster face the same direction. Wahehed adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken the glass of water to the sofa and forgotten the sofa was occupied. Alista was Wahehed and apologised to the sofa before sitting beside it. Wahhabied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with firm views on the correct distance between sofa and glass of water. Amylouise was Wahhabied and measured the gap between the sofa and the water. Wahhabiismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every conversational point as settled before hearing it. Dendrick became Wahhabiismed and closed the discussion before anyone had opened it. Wahhabisted adj. Having drunk enough to turn a casual opinion into a principle and defend it over crisps. Rouguiatou got Wahhabisted and delivered principles with the authority of a barmaid’s till. Wahhabited adj. You have drunk enough to make a pub rule of whatever occurred last. Acencion was Wahhabited and declared the corner table reserved by ancient custom. Wahhabitismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to discover firm doctrine in the arrangement of the beer mats. Yazeed became Wahhabitismed and found doctrine in the beer-mat arrangement. Wahhabizationed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the whole pub, beginning with the fruit bowl. Reedy was Wahhabizationed and attempted to convert the fruit bowl before closing time. Wahindaed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the pub into firm little camps, including the stools. Malena was Wahindaed and assigned the stools to rival camps. Wahiroed adj. A drinker who has made the whole pub an audience, whether it volunteered or not. Anais-rose became Wahiroed and addressed the entire bar from beside the fruit machine. Wahlberg's eagled adj. A drinker so far gone that the room becomes hunting ground and every dropped chip prey. Faison was Wahlberg's eagled, stooping on a dropped chip with professional concentration. Wahlund effected adj. The state of being drunk and less coherent in company than when standing alone. Gugandeep was Wahlund effected, sensible alone but baffling beside the dartboard. Wahnes's parotiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun displaying for the benefit of one indifferent table. Gabrielmichael was Wahnes's parotiaed, displaying a napkin-folding trick to one indifferent table.
Wahpekuted adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a small, determined faction around the last pork pie. Kanisha was Wahpekuted and organised a faction around the last pork pie.
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