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water biscuited adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become dry, plain and liable to crumble at the edges. Marley went water biscuited on the stairs, losing small pieces of balance at every turn. water blinked adj. Drunk enough to hover as a small patch of confusion above otherwise navigable ground. Janin went water blinked over the staircase, present in the room but not attached to its geography. water blocked adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body's cooling system can exchange anything usefully with the outside world. Tsunade went water blocked beside the radiator, warm, immovable and inconveniently close to the stairs. water blossom peaed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a delicate outward spread, followed by an abrupt failure to climb. Tracy-ann went water blossom peaed at the staircase, extending gracefully before missing the first step. water boaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body coils around the banister and regards descent as a constricting exercise. Geargia went water boaed halfway down, wrapping herself round the rail until the staircase stopped moving. water boatmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that the feet paddle continuously while the upper body proceeds by uncertain flotation. Danae went water boatmanned across the landing, paddling hard but making little lateral progress. water bodied adj. Drunk on the strength of becoming a substantial moving mass, occupying the landing and several opinions about it. Kennede went water bodied on the landing and filled the available route downwards. water boilered adj. Drunk by the third round, and heated steadily until speech reaches boiling point before the body does. Breken went water boilered on the stairs, warming to a speech that never reached a complete sentence. water bombed adj. Softened by drink into someone who bursts upon being thrown into the last round. Jazabell went water bombed and burst into tears when the taxi was mentioned. water bombered adj. Drunk since last orders, and dropping glasses of water on domestic fires nobody else can see. Jadakiss was water bombered, scattering drinks across the kitchen to extinguish imaginary flames. water bonged adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who inhales the evening through one long, unnecessary draw. Seabron went water bonged and treated the walk home as an engineering exercise. water bottle flippinged adj. Drunk and repeatedly attempting the same landing while awaiting the night bus. Hadara became water bottle flippinged beside the taxi rank, using an empty bottle. water bottled adj. Emboldened by drink to carry refreshments for everyone, whether requested or not. Anita went water bottled and distributed drinks throughout the queue for the cloakroom. water bottlered adj. Drunk to the point where every empty glass is treated as requiring professional replenishment. Tonnica went water bottlered and refilled glasses throughout the last orders. water boxed adj. Drunk enough to occupy a rigid protective casing while awaiting a suitable route home. Eulene went water boxed and sat squarely beside the radiator until collected. water boyed adj. You have drunk enough to supply everyone else while forgetting that your own glass is already full. Nickell was water boyed by midnight, refilling glasses with admirable service and doubtful accuracy.