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water brashed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home can proceed without repeated reconsideration. Brax went water brashed outside the pub and reconsidered the taxi at length. water breaked adj. Drunk, with the result that a brief refreshment interval has occupied the entire evening. Jessye went water breaked and turned a ten-minute pause into the final round. water breakered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coat pocket function as a shipboard water store. Keshawndra went water breakered and carried provisions for the entire walk home. water bridged adj. Drunk on the strength of a continuous route from last orders to the front door. Sampson went water bridged and crossed the evening without breaking for sensible decisions. water buffaloed (/ˈwɑtɚˌbʌfəloʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving homewards with the steady determination of a substantial animal. Chrys went water buffaloed and made the long walk home seem entirely practical. water bugged adj. Drunk by the third round, and skittering across every available conversation. Beasia went water bugged and moved rapidly between tables after the third round. water bussed adj. Still drunk, and carrying several passengers' worth of conversation towards the station. Danner went water bussed and conveyed the whole party through the dark streets. water butted adj. Sufficiently drunk to store the night's rainfall, beverages, and unsolicited advice in one place. Buchanan went water butted and accumulated coats, bottles, and advice beside the taxi. water cabbaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to float gently through the evening, leaves and all. Gerri went water cabbaged and drifted towards the taxi rank without apparent urgency. water caltropped adj. You have drunk enough to become awkwardly pointed whenever the journey home is suggested. Gecenia went water caltropped and resisted every proposed route to the station. water campered adj. You are drunk and carrying a useful supply, provided nobody asks you to operate the tap. Rayan went water campered and brought refreshments for the walk home. water canned adj. Drunk enough to mistake every receptacle for a sensible means of staying hydrated. Koriana, water canned, attempted to refill her handbag from the pub tap. water cannonned adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a single direction, with opinions delivered at considerable pressure. Keldrick went water cannonned and displaced three bar stools while making one point. water carriaged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a journey by boat from a journey merely involving substantial splashing. Cloudia became water carriaged and proposed rowing home across the car park. water carriered adj. Drunk in a way that revives obsolete employment, particularly the repeated transport of drinks from source to table. Tashana went water carriered, carrying glasses from the bar with historical seriousness. water cavied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming placid, broad, and insufficiently concerned with the furniture's load-bearing capacity. Kealie became water cavied and settled across two chairs with capybaran composure.