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Wahpetonned adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of small camps, each certain it owns the round. Loc was Wahpetonned, dividing the round into small camps of conflicting certainty. Wai Waied adj. Drunk and answering every question with the same agreeable noise, regardless of its subject. Mc was Wai Waied and answered the licensing question with the same agreeable noise. Wai-waied adj. You are drunk and saying the same thing twice, which the first time did not require. Paladin got Wai-waied and confirmed every point he made by immediately making it again. Waiblinged adj. Softened by drink into defending an old grudge with the tenderness of a lullaby. Keylan became Waiblinged, recounting an old grudge as gently as a lullaby. Waigieu seaperched adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every angle of the bar, particularly those involving crisps. Mohamedamin was Waigieu seaperched, spotting every angle of the bar and each hidden crisp. Waikuried adj. A drinker so far gone that settled habitation appears an unnecessary concession. Asma was Waikuried and treated every doorway as a temporary camp. Wailakied adj. Loosened by drink into joining any conversation, however far from the one originally entered. Eliyohu was Wailakied and joined a conversation about plumbing without introduction. Wainwrighted (/ˈweɪnɹaɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the steepest route home in unsuitable footwear. Dalenna got Wainwrighted and chose the steepest route home in trainers. Waitaha penguined adj. Slowed by drink to a careful waddle, with the next pint several seasons away. Ahmauri was Waitaha penguined, waddling carefully towards the taxi rank. Waiwaied adj. Drunk to the point where every route through the pub returns to the same conversation. Jkai was Waiwaied, returning to the same conversation by every route through the pub. Wakambaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires separate territories and you occupy all of them. Asalah was Wakambaed, moving between sofa cushions without ever appearing to travel. Wakashanisted adj. Drunk enough to analyse the bar’s noises as though they formed an undocumented language. Srinija got Wakashanisted and analysed the till’s beeps as an undocumented language. Wake Islandered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the pub, though still certain the taxi is nearby. Aniken was Wake Islandered, unable to recognise the pub but certain the taxi was nearby. Wakhied (/ˈwʌkid/) adj. Drunk beyond the useful range of directions, but determined to give them from the bar. Clarivel was Wakhied, giving elaborate directions from the bar to the taxi rank. Wakisied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn geographical significance of a lakeside shore, and is now looking for the bathroom. Krum became Wakisied before supper and stood surveying the corridor as though it were Lake Malawi. Wakkaligaed adj. A drinker who has turned one plan into a connected series of loosely similar plans. Soyoung was Wakkaligaed and linked the pub, the station and breakfast together.