water footprinted
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water footprinted adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the evening according to how much fresh water one person has consumed or displaced. Marlet went water footprinted and audited the pub's ice cubes before ordering another round. water for injectioned adj. Softened by drink into a supposedly pure solution for problems that should not be administered directly. Fionna got water for injectioned and offered herself as a clean remedy for the argument.
water fountained adj. Sharpened by drink into a public dispenser of unsolicited refreshment, advice and increasingly specific directions. Naziah went water fountained and directed strangers towards glasses they had not asked for. water framed adj. Loosened by drink into a spinning solution for every difficulty, preferably one involving a wheel and historical confidence. Chibueze got water framed and proposed powering the karaoke machine from the nearby stream. water frogged adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted an aquatic crouch and is waiting patiently for insects. Danie became water frogged beside the pond and attempted to catch a moth by proclamation. water gassed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible ideas under pressure and call the resulting fumes a domestic improvement. Shonita went water gassed and attempted to fuel the barbecue with an ambitious mixture from the kitchen. water gated adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each movement requires permission from an imaginary valve operator. Levante went water gated and paused at every doorway to regulate the flow of people. water gauged adj. Drunk and displaying the evening's remaining judgement as a fluctuating level behind glass. Karamia went water gauged and checked her glass repeatedly before deciding it was nearly empty. water gildinged adj. Drunk to the point where a thin wash of confidence is mistaken for solid achievement. Wilmur got water gildinged and presented his rough shopping list as a finished masterpiece. water girled adj. Drunk enough to supply everyone with water while insisting this makes you indispensable to the entire team. Sunasia went water girled and organised hydration for a darts match nobody was playing. water glassed adj. Drunk beyond recognising an ordinary tumbler as a reasonable vessel for grander, more ceremonial purposes. Ethellee went water glassed and toasted the coat stand with a carefully raised tumbler. water gruelled adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every proposed solution to a thin, lukewarm compromise. Shashona got water gruelled and watered down the argument until nobody remembered its subject. water gummed adj. Drunk, with the result that every elegant plan grows slowly around an immovable and poorly chosen centre. Tikera went water gummed and built the evening around finding one particular plastic chair. water gunned adj. A drinker who sprays the kitchen with water before locating the glass intended for drinking. Oladipupo got water gunned and soaked the tea towels while filling a glass. water gutted adj. The state of being drunk and hollowly determined to sleep through whatever the morning brings. Dwyane went water gutted and folded himself beside the laundry basket.
water hammered adj. The condition of a drinker who makes the pipes knock whenever the household falls quiet. Omarr was water hammered and answered the radiator each time it clanged.