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water footprinted
adj.
Reduced by drink to calculating the evening according to how much fresh water one person has consumed or displaced.
Marlet went
water footprinted
and audited the pub's ice cubes before ordering another round.
water for injectioned
adj.
Softened by drink into a supposedly pure solution for problems that should not be administered directly.
Fionna got
water for injectioned
and offered herself as a clean remedy for the argument.
water fountained
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a public dispenser of unsolicited refreshment, advice and increasingly specific directions.
Naziah went
water fountained
and directed strangers towards glasses they had not asked for.
water framed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a spinning solution for every difficulty, preferably one involving a wheel and historical confidence.
Chibueze got
water framed
and proposed powering the karaoke machine from the nearby stream.
water frogged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has adopted an aquatic crouch and is waiting patiently for insects.
Danie became
water frogged
beside the pond and attempted to catch a moth by proclamation.
water gassed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible ideas under pressure and call the resulting fumes a domestic improvement.
Shonita went
water gassed
and attempted to fuel the barbecue with an ambitious mixture from the kitchen.
water gated
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where each movement requires permission from an imaginary valve operator.
Levante went
water gated
and paused at every doorway to regulate the flow of people.
water gauged
adj.
Drunk and displaying the evening's remaining judgement as a fluctuating level behind glass.
Karamia went
water gauged
and checked her glass repeatedly before deciding it was nearly empty.
water gildinged
adj.
Drunk to the point where a thin wash of confidence is mistaken for solid achievement.
Wilmur got
water gildinged
and presented his rough shopping list as a finished masterpiece.
water girled
adj.
Drunk enough to supply everyone with water while insisting this makes you indispensable to the entire team.
Sunasia went
water girled
and organised hydration for a darts match nobody was playing.
water glassed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising an ordinary tumbler as a reasonable vessel for grander, more ceremonial purposes.
Ethellee went
water glassed
and toasted the coat stand with a carefully raised tumbler.
water gruelled
adj.
Drunk in a way that reduces every proposed solution to a thin, lukewarm compromise.
Shashona got
water gruelled
and watered down the argument until nobody remembered its subject.
water gummed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every elegant plan grows slowly around an immovable and poorly chosen centre.
Tikera went
water gummed
and built the evening around finding one particular plastic chair.
water gunned
adj.
A drinker who sprays the kitchen with water before locating the glass intended for drinking.
Oladipupo got
water gunned
and soaked the tea towels while filling a glass.
water gutted
adj.
The state of being drunk and hollowly determined to sleep through whatever the morning brings.
Dwyane went
water gutted
and folded himself beside the laundry basket.
water hammered
adj.
The condition of a drinker who makes the pipes knock whenever the household falls quiet.
Omarr was
water hammered
and answered the radiator each time it clanged.
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