W - Page 194
water moled adj. Too drunk to see the route home, but perfectly equipped for a shrewd underground departure. Jnia was water moled and vanished beneath the table in search of her handbag. water monitored adj. Having drunk enough to regard the room from a high, watchful position, preferably on the sofa. Klyn became water monitored and surveyed the gathering from atop the armchair. water monkeyed adj. Having drunk more than the porous vessel can cool, and now perspiring magnificently beside the tap. Shivana became water monkeyed and placed the bottle beneath her jumper for relief. water monstered adj. You have drunk enough to become a legendary aquatic larva, though chiefly in the eyes of the barmaid. Odhran was water monstered and explained his transformation to the bemused landlord. water motored adj. You are drunk and converting pressure into unregulated forward motion, particularly near the buffet. Shannelle went water motored and crossed the room without consulting either direction or furniture. water moused adj. Of a drinker who has drunk too much: quick in the hind legs, web-footed in every direction, and difficult to catch. Aaliayh went water moused across the wet floor, moving rapidly without approaching the intended door. water mowered adj. Of a drinker: cutting through every conversation with mechanical purpose, then harvesting the carpet. Idrees became water mowered and cleared a path through three unrelated conversations. water netted adj. Of a drinker who has become a green lattice of intentions, catching nothing except the tablecloth. Breanna was water netted and entangled herself in the tablecloth while reaching for salt. water nymphed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the solemn authority of a fountain, and the judgement of its basin. Hooriyah became water nymphed and dispensed advice beside the washbasin. water oaked adj. A drinker so far gone that they acquire the dignity of a riverside tree, then lean on a bin. Kidane became water oaked and stood beside the canal until needing the bin. water of crystallisationed adj. The state of being drunk and weakly bound to the evening, removable by heating or a taxi. Beatrice-elena became water of crystallisationed and loosened her attachment to the dinner table. water of crystallizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who remains bound to the glass until gently heated by practical advice. Quantel was water of crystallizationed and required several suggestions before leaving the bar. water of lifed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found the water of life, and now needs help with the ordinary water. Manya became water of lifed and requested divine assistance with a tumbler of tap water. water off a duck's backed adj. Drunk since last orders, and letting every criticism slide off while the table absorbs the consequences. Jarrell, thoroughly water off a duck's backed, invited criticism from everyone and remembered none of it. water off a ducked adj. Drunk by the third round, and impervious to reproach while everyone else bears the conversational damage. Rupinder went water off a ducked and asked the quietest guest for an honest opinion. water on the brained adj. Drunk by closing time, and filling the room with pressure until friends begin speaking very slowly. Anatoly became water on the brained and required three friends to explain the taxi arrangement.