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W5'd adj. Drunk past the point of establishing who, what, where, when, why, or how the kettle got there. Zenai was W5'd and questioned the kettle as though it had entered the premises independently. WA'd (/ˈdʌbəlˌjuː eɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to occupy the middle of every conversation while avoiding the point at which decisions are made. Taeden became WA'd and moved between the kitchen and sitting room without entering either discussion. WAAC'd adj. Drunk and auxiliary to the household, performing useful duties without locating the main force. Paddy woke WAAC'd, polishing the kettle while the actual breakfast remained strategically unattempted. WAC'd adj. Drunk to the point where a domestic task becomes a military posting with no obvious route home. Erez was WAC'd, stationed beside the toaster and awaiting developments from the kitchen. WACC'd (/wækd/) adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the full cost of going home, including every borrowed coat and missed connection. Rubisela became WACC'd, totalling the taxi, cloakroom and emergency chip-shop portions of the journey. WAF'd adj. Slowed by drink to appraise every furnishing according to its presumed domestic acceptability. Ferran went WAF'd, rejecting the speaker system because Tzvi might dislike its appearance. WAFF'd adj. Drunk enough to experience a warm, fuzzy feeling towards the vessel that conveyed you home. Meritza woke WAFF'd, thanking the ferry in detail for its steady overnight service. WAG'd (/wæɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the morning's attention follows the sport, the celebrity, or merely the tab. Deasiah woke WAG'd, offering post-match analysis of a game nobody had watched. WAGR complexed adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish the night's medical vocabulary from its actual consequences. Nichoals became WAGR complexed and diagnosed the dim pub lighting as a significant complication. WAGR syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning with a recurring absence of clarity and an inexplicable concern about the curtains. Assa woke WAGR syndromed, finding the breakfast room chronically hostile to accurate distances. WAHD'd adj. Of a drinker: working from the nearest table at home, with the children regarded as colleagues. Preana became WAHD'd and held a staff meeting beside the kettle. WAHM'd adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the kitchen a workplace and the family a permanent caseload. Roldan got WAHM'd and began allocating snacks to everyone in the snug. WAHP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the sitting room into an office and everyone present into dependants. Jehoshua went WAHP'd and requested quiet for a meeting nobody had scheduled. WAIF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor celebrity from last night's conversation now seems indispensable to breakfast. Kacie-may woke WAIF'd, defending a television personality nobody else remembered mentioning. WAL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping a complete record of decisions not yet carried out. Makynley went WAL'd and logged the route home before leaving the bar. WAM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and locating every person in the building except the exit. Jorleny became WAM'd and triangulated Jaymon from the wrong end of the corridor.