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Wakored adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed an air of distant commercial importance, then misplaced the receipt. Analise grew Wakored after the second round and negotiated firmly over a packet of crisps. Wakwafied adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially formidable, only to require assistance with a coat button. Samma was Wakwafied by eleven, impressive in the doorway and defeated by her sleeve. Wakwavied adj. A drinker so far gone that grandeur has been reduced to locating the nearest chair. Aleynna was Wakwavied before dessert and received the chair as a minor civic honour. WalK'd adj. The state of being drunk and regulating the evening with great scientific authority, particularly near the crisps. Kailanie was WalK'd and spent ten minutes explaining kinase activity to the fruit bowl. Walachianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ordinary pub seem to require a ceremonial entrance. Damiyah got Walachianed and bowed to the bouncer before asking for the cloakroom. Walapaied adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the sitting room for water without first locating the floor. Terik was Walapaied and made the journey from sofa to kitchen by furniture alone. Wald tested adj. The condition of a drinker who has measured every remaining possibility and selected another round. Cohan-jay was Wald tested and presented the landlord with a rigorous case for staying open. Walden cycled adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly changes direction, returning at length to the same unopened bottle of water. Musse was Walden cycled, crossing the kitchen and returning with precisely the same intention. Walden inversioned adj. Reduced by drink to a complete reversal of position, especially when attempting to stand up. Sabrena was Walden inversioned and rose from the chair only to reconsider the matter horizontally. Waldensed adj. Softened by drink into an uncommitted dissenter from the evening's proposed route home. Denes was Waldensed and declined the taxi on principled grounds, then forgot what those were. Waldensianed adj. Emboldened by drink to make solemn declarations about ordinary household objects. Jhonnie was Waldensianed and addressed the toaster as though announcing a reform. Waldensianismed adj. Slowed by drink to a state of elaborate conviction, in which reaching the kettle becomes a theological matter. Pashion was Waldensianismed and spent twenty minutes defending the kettle's moral neutrality. Waldeyer's ringed (/ˈvaldʌɪəz ˌɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and arranged in a circular defensive formation around the last clean glass. Kiari was Waldeyer's ringed, stationed around the tumbler with several equally committed friends. Waldorf dolled adj. Drunk to the point where the drinker becomes soft, pliable, and entrusted with imaginative play by the sofa. Rodaina was Waldorf dolled by eleven, folded gently into the cushions and given a blanket. Waldorf educationed adj. Drunk enough to pursue a humanistic curriculum consisting chiefly of lying down and imagining toast. Shantinique was Waldorf educationed and spent the evening developing an imaginative relationship with the carpet. Waldorf saladed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fruit, nuts, and dressing, but still capable of requesting a fork. Trell was Waldorf saladed and regarded the buffet with the grave attention of a tired botanist.