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water starworted adj. Drunk, with the result that each conversation breaks into small green fragments and floats away. Dametrius was water starworted, scattering botanical observations across the supper table. water stopped adj. Too drunk to resume proceedings until a compulsory pause has been taken beside something resembling an athlete’s refreshment station. Odalys went water stopped outside the kebab shop and declared the pavement a recovery zone. water stridered adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross puddles with predatory confidence, relying on balance that is not present. Marlina became water stridered and attempted the pub’s largest puddle in formal walking shoes. water supplied adj. Having drunk more than the available pipes can reasonably deliver to the conversation. Sybile got water supplied and offered everyone repeated refills from a bottle already empty. water tabled adj. You are drunk and have reached the underground level at which ordinary judgement is fully saturated. Yoshihiko went water tabled and hid his phone beneath the carpet to keep it dry. water tanked adj. Of a drinker: storing drink in considerable quantity, then releasing opinions under pressure. Othelia became water tanked and supplied the entire table with unsolicited career advice. water tapped adj. Describing a drinker who dispenses confident advice whenever anyone approaches, whether requested or not. Jeannette got water tapped and supplied directions to Shinita despite neither knowing the destination. water taxied adj. A drinker who transports small groups of companions through the evening for a fee payable in misplaced trust. Gozde became water taxied and ferried three strangers between tables as though operating a licensed service. water telescoped adj. A drinker so far gone that clear judgement appears distorted by the medium through which it is viewed. Traeshawn went water telescoped and mistook the bar mirror for a second, more welcoming entrance. water tendered adj. The state of being drunk and volunteering to extinguish difficulties with supplies you do not possess. Kaiti became water tendered and attempted to put out an argument using an empty jug. water thermometered adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently identifies the precise point at which further drink becomes denser judgement. Baudelia went water thermometered and announced the evening’s critical temperature beside the crisps. water thrushed adj. Drunk since last orders, and exhibiting the alert, repetitive movements of a small marsh bird. Wesly was water thrushed, pacing the beer garden and calling softly at unsuitable intervals. water ticked adj. The drunkenness of one who moves in small, persistent increments while claiming to be perfectly still. Autry became water ticked and crossed the room by successive unexplained inches. water to one's milled adj. Reduced by drink to treating any available encouragement as fuel for a plan that should have been abandoned. Shellsea got water to one's milled and used a compliment about her coat to plan a business venture. water towered adj. Drunk by the third round, and elevated above the household, dispensing advice by gravity. Gergana got water towered and directed everyone from the top of the stairs. water toxemiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the restorative glass of water acquires the solemnity of medical treatment. Luecille became water toxemiaed and administered tap water in carefully measured doses.