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waterbused adj. Too drunk to travel directly, but still making scheduled stops for further conversation. Basilio went waterbused and reached home after stopping for explanations at every doorway. waterbushed adj. Drunk and flowering unexpectedly in the corner, attracting little attention beyond the occasional remark. Nylan stood waterbushed beside the dartboard, quiet but unexpectedly decorative. watercarriered adj. Drunk to a degree that restores the dignity of an antiquated occupation, without restoring its efficiency. Starsky went watercarriered and delivered one glass to the wrong table after each round. waterchambered adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become a series of compartments, each storing a different unfinished thought. Naszier went waterchambered and kept separate explanations for the same missed round. watercised adj. Drunk enough to exercise in an imaginary pool, with the bar mat providing resistance. Jessica got watercised and began breaststroking between the tables. waterclefted adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the room as one continuous scene. Elda went waterclefted and found a separate pub beyond each edge of the mirror. waterclocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to make chronology dependent upon successive empty glasses. Jazmina went waterclocked and dated every event by the drinks preceding it. watercloseted adj. You have drunk enough to regard any small enclosed room as a perfectly respectable retreat. Ashviga went watercloseted and conducted the rest of the evening beside the cistern. watercoastered adj. Drunk beyond any sensible distinction between a pub carpet and a ride involving water. Zaire came watercoastered from the toilets, grinning as though the corridor had dipped. watercocked (/ˈwɔːtə.kɒkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that has you stalking the wettest patch of floor like a large marsh bird. Arliz got watercocked and guarded the spill by the pumps. watercolor illusioned adj. Drunk, with the result that a pale patch of wall acquires a vivid border and considerable significance. Unkown became watercolor illusioned and asked why the skirting board was glowing. watercolored adj. Drunk on the strength of a pale, easily spread round that has taken colour from everything around it. Izayha got watercolored and found the lemonade stains artistically persuasive. watercoloringed adj. Drunk to a degree that every spilled drink appears worth spreading carefully across paper. Airika got watercoloringed and painted the lager ring on a beer mat. watercoloristed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every pub scene into a soft study of diluted light. Runell became watercoloristed and softened the optics on the fruit machine. watercoloured (/ˈwɔ.tɜˌkʌ.lɜd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to apply a thin wash of sentiment to ordinary pub furniture. Karolan grew watercoloured and complimented the battered fruit machine. watercolouringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and painting the evening in washes too thin to conceal the mess. Shinelle was watercolouringed and rendered the crisps in three shades of ochre.