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watercolouristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every pub light as material for a finished composition. Bojidara became watercolouristed and arranged the optics by tonal value. watercooler effected adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday’s conversations, gathering strangers to share what may have been overheard. Sharmika was watercooler effected, repeating the landlord’s news to everyone over breakfast. watercoolered adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest dispenser becomes an unofficial centre of social administration. Lalah went watercoolered and convened a committee beside the office tap. watercoursed adj. Still drunk, and following the room's natural channels towards whichever tap is running. Kelseyann went watercoursed from the snug to the toilets without crossing open floor. watercrafted (/ˈwɔtɚkɹæftd/) adj. Too drunk to travel except by whatever vessel the furniture briefly resembles. Lonna got watercrafted and piloted a bar stool towards the exit. watercressed (/ˈwɔːtəkɹɛsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the bar snacks for a stream-bank supper. Deyna got watercressed and requested dressing for the crisps. watercressinged adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and now gathering salad from the nearest available surface. Amiliano went watercressinged, collecting parsley from unattended plates. waterdocked adj. You are drunk and attempting to launch yourself from the bar as though it were a harbour. Aneri was waterdocked, waiting for the carpet to clear before setting off. waterdoged adj. Of a drinker: muddy in judgement, amphibious in posture, and happiest beneath the table. Pranaya went waterdoged and settled beneath the table with the lost umbrellas. waterdromed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar floor for a runway and the puddle for a landing field. Brashawn arrived waterdromed and taxied carefully between the chairs. waterdropped adj. Drunk in a way that reduces a person to one precise, ceremonious bead of conversation. Hasin became waterdropped and offered one solemn observation before dissolving into silence. watered (/ˈwɔːtəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the stage of requiring water but refusing it. Triniyah was watered by midnight, though the offered glass remained decorative. watered stocked adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest holding acquires a valuation of imperial consequence, usually the shed. Bobbi-rose got watered stocked and appraised the garden furniture as a major concern. waterered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes tending one houseplant seem a ministry of state. Shemaka became waterered and addressed the wilting basil with constitutional gravity. waterfall bonged adj. Drunk on the strength of a descending argument whose final conclusion is that the bucket is essential. Hemingway became waterfall bonged and defended the bathroom bucket as a pillar of civilisation. waterfall layouted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging every recollection in descending tiers until only the crisps remain. Genavecia grew waterfall layouted and sorted the evening into increasingly untidy conversational layers.