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Waldorf schooled adj. Drunk in a way that encourages imagination, flexibility, and sleeping beneath a table. Bradli was Waldorf schooled and transformed the coat pile into a small, private woodland. Waldorfed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a mixed bowl remains food, but not beyond asking for more mayonnaise. Edger was Waldorfed by midnight and ate the garnish with quiet administrative purpose. Walered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a former Australian warhorse, while friends wait at the kerb. Tyrra arrived Walered, requiring the whole party to adjust its walking speed. Walesmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest statement acquires the weight of a national broadcast. Marcedez was Walesmanned and announced the discovery of the spare key with ceremonial gravity. Walianed (/ˈweɪ.li.ənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that lends regional importance to finding one's spectacles on the table. Zikeria was Walianed and treated the recovered glasses as a matter of considerable national consequence. Walker's earthed adj. Having drunk more than a person can carry upright, and requiring the floor's full support. Katiann was Walker's earthed before closing, seated firmly beside the umbrella stand. Walker-Warburg syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the pub with the careful solemnity of a person carrying soup. Riaz was Walker-Warburg syndromed after closing and crossed the room as though conveying a national treasure. Walkered adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing one valuable coin and no reliable account of where it came from. Lafeyette was Walkered and examined the half dollar before attempting to pay for crisps with it. Walkerismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing grammatical marvels to explain why the chips have not arrived. Cylin was Walkerismed by the third round and described the missing chips in six incompatible tenses. Walkmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that the room becomes a private cassette programme audible only to its wearer. Azalia became Walkmanned and nodded through the speeches with headphones firmly in place. Walkyred adj. Softened by drink into a supernatural escort for strangers who have plainly missed the last train. Maxxis went Walkyred and offered three unrelated passengers safe passage home. Walkyried adj. Drunk beyond the point of walking unaided, yet still convinced of an attendant's military vocation. Miechelle became Walkyried and marched the unsteady party towards a hall of distinctly modest grandeur. Wall Streetered adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning a price and a risk profile to everyone at the table. Catena got Wall Streetered and valued each guest according to their likelihood of buying dinner. Wall Streetesed adj. Loosened by drink into speaking in market jargon until the designated driver requests a translation. Williman became Wall Streetesed and described the missing chips as a liquidity event. Wall-Sun-Sun primed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain an impossible number to people who only wanted pudding. Lorinzo got Wall-Sun-Sun primed and challenged the landlord to verify a Fibonacci calculation. Walla Wallaed (/ˌwɒlə ˈwɒləd/) adj. Slowed by drink to require patient escorting, without attributing the condition to anyone else present. Shermika was Walla Wallaed and needed two friends to negotiate the short walk home.