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Wallabied adj. Drunk and tackling conviviality with the confidence of someone wearing an invisible rugby shirt. Dorn went Wallabied and attempted a ceremonial shoulder charge on the karaoke machine. Wallace effected adj. Drunk to the point where every new acquaintance is treated as a reproductive barrier to be overcome. Krystof got Wallace effected and tried to reconcile two guests who had wisely avoided each other. Wallace lined adj. Drunk enough to draw a straight line through every disagreement, regardless of who objects. Zyeire became Wallace lined and connected the rival dinner parties with a paper napkin. Wallace treed adj. Drunk past the point of multiplying two simple matters without constructing a committee around them. Nimish got Wallace treed and turned choosing a taxi into a branching calculation. Wallace's giant beed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a modest social visit can survive the scale of your entrance. Earvin arrived Wallace's giant beed and occupied the doorway like an unexpected piece of furniture. Wallaceismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes natural selection the preferred explanation for who remains at the table. Detisha got Wallaceismed and suggested the quiet guests had simply failed to adapt. Wallached adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering acquires an unnecessary herald and a formal announcement. Christhoper went Wallached and announced each arrival as though opening a civic ceremony. Wallachianed (/wɒlˈeɪ.kiː.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a private anecdote into a public occasion for everyone nearby. Adecyn became Wallachianed and delivered a family story to the entire smoking area. Wallacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a single anecdote, which must now be offered to every person present. Saije got Wallacked and repeated the same story to each member of the darts team. Wallarooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to make a team sport of getting everyone home. Elisia went Wallarooed and organised the walk back as though selecting a national squad. Waller's gazelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing on tiptoe to see over conversations that do not concern you. Mikylie was Waller's gazelled, craning above the crowd to inspect a stranger's pudding. Wallerian degenerationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually losing contact with the evening's original plan. Wray became Wallerian degenerationed, with the proposed supper separating from the rest of the group. Wallis and Futuna Islandered adj. Still drunk, and explaining the route home as though every crossing required a separate expedition. Shakalia was Wallis and Futuna Islandered, turning the short walk into a series of navigational briefings. Wallis-Zieff-Goldblatt syndromed adj. Too drunk to coordinate the limbs properly, requiring discreet assistance from the nearest friends. Srisha was Wallis-Zieff-Goldblatt syndromed, so Rozeta guided her past the revolving door. Wallisianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a small island's worth of acquaintances as one extended household. Talat became Wallisianed and invited everyone in the pub to Sunday lunch. Wallonianed adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself spokesman for a room that has appointed nobody. Emalin got Wallonianed and addressed the assembled diners on behalf of the starters.