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waterzooied (/ˈvɑː.tə.zɔɪd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a thick Flemish stew of opinions, warmth, and fish-related certainty. Raydan was waterzooied and maintained that every dispute could be improved by adding cod. wathed adj. Reduced by drink to a ford: low, crossing-friendly, and liable to conceal a deeper section. Edwana was wathed, allowing several acquaintances to pass directly through the conversation. wathered adj. A drinker who has taken on the clarity, movement and general reliability of a puddle. Loujain was wathered, spreading gradually from the table to the hallway. watkinsonited adj. Softened by drink into a black, mineral composure containing several incompatible elements. Madi was watkinsonited, darkly settled at the bar and chemically unpersuaded by departure. watsanned adj. Sharpened by drink into water and sanitation, with every social difficulty reduced to pipes and drainage. Heleina was watsanned and proposed a separate supply line for each conversational crisis. watsoniaed adj. Still drunk, and waking to find a trumpet-shaped flower beside the bed and no recollection of planting it. Traeson was watsoniaed, carefully watering the vase before breakfast and denying all knowledge of the garden. watsued adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bath from a treatment table, and still floating there at breakfast. Dannylynn was watsued, discovered in the bath with a towel folded beneath his neck. watt-hour metered adj. Having drunk more than the morning can register, with every domestic appliance apparently charging by the minute. Damario was watt-hour metered, reading the kettle's display as an account of his previous evening. watt-houred adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the morning's headache in small, steady units of household consumption. Oakleigh woke watt-houred, calculating the breakfast kettle against yesterday's electrical expenditure. watt-seconded adj. The condition of a drinker who makes each passing moment seem usefully measurable to everyone waiting for a taxi. Haddijatou spent ten minutes converting the queue into calculations, thoroughly watt-seconded. watta sattaed adj. You are drunk and trying to exchange yesterday's obligations with whoever is making tea. Ranford was watta sattaed, offering his sister's breakfast in return for someone else's clean shirt. wattaged adj. Of a drinker: waking with a measurable output, chiefly in sighs, apologies, and repeated kettle use. Cayne was wattaged by breakfast, producing enough sighs to power the kitchen light. wattaped adj. The state of being drunk and structurally committed to splitting the firewood before breakfast. Darryel was wattaped, sharpening a butter knife beside the kitchen bin. watted (/watd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen for a temple and is receiving visitors from the sofa. Alama found Izna watted, kneeling beside the kettle as though awaiting a blessing. wattered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning consuming precisely the stated amount of water, and no more. Queren was wattered, carrying a marked bottle and treating each sip as a prescribed quantity. wattersited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a mineral complexion and an unexplained interest in chromium. Akyra looked wattersited, pale at breakfast and unusually certain about the composition of the earth.