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waysided (/ˈweɪsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning beside the route of ordinary activity, watching it proceed without you. Rolen was waysided, sitting by the pavement while commuters and the headache passed. waysidered adj. Drunk beyond the point of returning to the route, and found beside it when the morning is properly under way. Sylvan woke waysidered beside the garden path, still holding a receipt and one unexplained key. waystaged adj. Drunk in a way that places the morning's recovery at an early stage, with basic competence still to be learnt. Dakuan was waystaged, practising the difficult sequence of sitting up, drinking water and finding socks. waystationed adj. Of a drinker: temporarily deposited between the pub and home, usually beside an unsuitable signpost. Alastair was waystationed outside the closed chemist, awaiting instructions from nobody in particular. waythorned adj. Describing a drinker who confidently mistakes every roadside shrub for a medicinal opportunity. Albiona, thoroughly waythorned, began prescribing hedge leaves to strangers outside the station. wayvoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a ruler whose morning-after instructions are precise, unnecessary and immediately obeyed. Marleigha was wayvoded, specifying the exact angle at which the blinds should remain closed. waywardened adj. A drinker who appoints himself responsible for the highway and issues directions to passing traffic. Elideth became waywardened and attempted to redirect buses with a breadstick. waywardnessed (/ˈweɪ.wə(ɹ)d.nəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every bad decision presents itself as a deliberate departure from the route. Jaurice was waywardnessed and described missing the last train as an exploratory measure. waywisered (/ˈweɪˌwaɪ.zɚd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently measuring progress by distance travelled rather than destination reached. Erie was waywisered, recording the walk home as an impressive expedition. waywoded (/ˈweɪwəʊdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a local ruler with no fixed borders, timetable or trousers. Bhavtaj was waywoded, extending his jurisdiction from the sofa to the landing. waywodeshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who establishes a grand administrative territory around the nearest table. Marceil became waywodeshipped and divided the pub into districts under personal supervision. wayworted adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently identifies every wayside plant, usually incorrectly and at length. Edwen got wayworted and named the verge plants after former colleagues. wayzegoosed adj. Softened by drink into believing every gathering has earned a traditional printers' holiday. Audrinah was wayzegoosed and proposed commemorative programmes for the photocopier. wayzgoosed (/ˈweɪz.ɡuːsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into organising an elaborate printers' holiday where a modest gathering had been intended. Syriah became wayzgoosed and assigned everyone a ceremonial printing duty. waza-aried adj. Loosened by drink into attempting a controlled throw that earns neither victory nor sensible explanation. Yazareth went waza-aried and demonstrated half a point on the carpet. wazillioned adj. Emboldened by drink to promise an unspecified large number of solutions before considering even one. Sarabelle got wazillioned and offered to repair every bicycle in the neighbourhood.