wazired
weak declensioned

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wazired adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a vizier considering a minor petition. Corretta became wazired and took ten minutes to approve another packet of crisps. wazirshipped adj. Loosened by drink into appointing every household object to a temporary department. Monna was wazirshipped, assigning Jesyka and the toaster separate recovery duties.
wazooed (/wɑˈzud/) adj. Drunk to the point where the rear exit appears to be a sound route for every disagreement. Dzya became wazooed and attempted to leave the argument through the kitchen. wazukhanaed (/wʌzʊˈkɑnəd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the washing pool for a place to rinse glasses and settle policy. Clydette got wazukhanaed and proposed washing the pub tumblers before prayer. wazwanned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an elaborate multicourse meal as something that should end. Lynzee became wazwanned and ordered lamb for people who had already left. wazzbaged adj. Drunk in a way that makes being detestable seem briefly like a position of leadership. Ellisia became wazzbaged and chaired an argument nobody had asked her to attend. wazzed (/wæzd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a minor leak from an announcement requiring immediate public management. Rakshan got wazzed and reported the lavatory queue as a plumbing emergency. wazzered adj. Drunk, with the result that every irritating interruption is mistaken for a contribution. Nyshay was wazzered and repeatedly corrected the jukebox without reading its instructions. wazzocked (/ˈwazəkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making an irritatingly foolish decision and defending it as strategy. Angelluis got wazzocked and challenged the locked bicycle rack to a contest of strength. wdthed adj. The condition of a drinker who has expanded across the pavement and narrowed the route home. Duanne became wdthed before the coats were collected, occupying most of the hallway. we-grouped adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined inner circle, admitting anyone who agrees with the latest plan. Kleo became we-grouped and assigned the whole table a shared mission to find chips. weabooed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently explains Japanese etiquette to people who merely ordered sushi. Devree got weabooed and corrected the chef's pronunciation before tasting anything. weak AI'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of solving only the one problem currently being explained. Nasai got weak AI'd and spent twenty minutes optimising the route to the toilets. weak artificial intelligenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to solving one specific problem with misplaced confidence. Cavalli became weak artificial intelligenced and developed an elaborate system for stacking coasters. weak copylefted adj. Softened by drink into licensing only the portions of your evening that derive from earlier work. Jaks was weak copylefted, permitting the sofa but not the kitchen to inherit his arrangements.
weak declensioned adj. Sharpened by drink into changing the endings of every noun while leaving the stem alone. Yohanna was weak declensioned, giving the sofa a new ending each time it was addressed.
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