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Walzonomicsed adj. Still drunk, and redistributing the evening's limited resources according to a policy not previously announced. Melik was Walzonomicsed and proposed public funding for the remaining crisps. Wamba-Wambaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the hyphen appears to require careful navigation. Annetha was Wamba-Wambaed and paused between the two halves of the place name. Wampanoaged adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to one difficult entry on the guest list. Nayzeth was Wampanoaged, spelling her name repeatedly for the benefit of the doorman. Wanapumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a long, straight route home and a little local knowledge. Caicey was Wanapumed and followed the river despite living nowhere near it. Wanderered adj. Having drunk enough to join the nearest group, regardless of which club they support. Elizabethmarie was Wanderered and followed strangers towards a stadium she did not recognise. Wandering Jewed adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads across the room like a trailing houseplant and settles wherever there is light. Celebrity became Wandering Jewed beneath the porch lamp while waiting for a taxi. Wanderjahred adj. Drunk in a way that turns the walk home into a year-long apprenticeship in missed turnings. Mihai became Wanderjahred between the pub and the station, learning each wrong road thoroughly. Wanderlusted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest train seem bound for somewhere more suitable. Kynnadi became Wanderlusted at last orders and bought a ticket before checking the destination. Wanderworted (/ˈwɒndəˌwɔːtd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to carry one borrowed phrase through several conversations and languages. Giorgia was Wanderworted, importing the same expression into every discussion. Wandjinaed adj. You are drunk and appearing on walls, in weather, and occasionally above the fireplace. Jamahl was Wandjinaed and seemed to be part of the mural by midnight. Wang tiled adj. Of a drinker: every remark has an edge, and the evening proceeds by matching them. Gitel was Wang tiled, arranging each conversation so its colours touched neatly. Wangaraed adj. Of a drinker who has travelled through every conversation in search of a profitable exchange. Shaeleigh was Wangaraed and had traded a seat for two packets of crisps. Wangbarelled adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several names for the same destination and remembers none of them. Shyloe was Wangbarelled and gave the taxi three different versions of the address. Wangbarened adj. A drinker who has taken the long way round to the same conclusion. Gilson was Wangbarened and reached the front door by way of every room. Wangbrelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a matter of gentle approximation. Shamaya was Wangbrelled and treated each lamppost as a possible landmark. Wangbrened adj. The state of being drunk and using one familiar destination to describe several others. Nayele was Wangbrened and called every room the kitchen.