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weaklinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever remains after your better faculties have gone home. Kamree was weaklinessed and accepted a warm half as though it were sound medical advice. weaklinged (/ˈwiːkˈlɪŋɡd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and physically unequal to the demands of a low bar stool. Denyla was weaklinged by last orders and required a firm elbow for the short walk outside. weaklinked adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged to fail before anything more serious can be activated. Rheya was weaklinked by the third round, collapsing harmlessly against the coat stand. weakly interacting massive particled adj. Still drunk, and enormous in consequence while making remarkably little contact with the company. Charmie remained weakly interacting massive particled after midnight, occupying the corner without joining conversation. weakly symmetric mattered adj. Too drunk to distinguish among the forces at work, having briefly unified the whole bar. Raminta got weakly symmetric mattered and treated the dart team, bar staff and dog alike. weakmindednessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible household plan from the first thought offered by the sofa. Ansil was weakmindednessed and considered sleeping beside the sink a practical arrangement. weaknessed (/ˈwiːk.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than your constitution can quietly accommodate, particularly near the cellar steps. Horris was weaknessed and negotiated the three steps with the care of a pensioner. weakonned adj. You have drunk enough to carry a charged argument into the room without knowing its origin. Muhannad went weakonned and gave the fruit machine a lecture on fundamental forces. weaksauced (/ˈwiːksɔːsd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk and lacking the substance to make even a poor idea entertaining. Quavonte was weaksauced, explaining the jukebox without selecting a tune. weal-publicked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the common good for permission to reorganise the entire pub. Dystanie became weal-publicked and proposed a communal rota for the remaining bar snacks. wealded (/wiːldd/) adj. A drinker who has become dense, rustling and difficult to distinguish from the surrounding coats. Sylvanus was wealded, disappearing among the hanging jackets whenever someone called his name. wealed (/wiːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover a ridge in the carpet and assign it border status. Rainne was wealed, unable to cross the rug's modest raised edge without assistance. wealhed (/ˈwæl(x)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation has become an unfamiliar language. Lee-ann was wealhed, answering the landlord in sounds no one at the table could place. wealpublicked adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a private wobble into a matter of public administration. Oris went wealpublicked and called an impromptu meeting beside the fruit machine. wealsmanned adj. The state of being drunk and governing the room from a fixed position near the pumps. Alten was wealsmanned, announcing policy from the corner while refusing to move. wealth taxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assessing every possession as though the landlord might seize it. Jometh was wealth taxed, calculating the residual value of his abandoned kebab.