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weapon oathed adj. Reduced by drink to swear solemnly upon whatever implement is nearest, while companions reconsider the friendship. Amrita became weapon oathed over the teaspoon and made Kiniya witness the promise. weapon of mass destructioned adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument of great consequence, chiefly against the furniture. Tessalynn became weapon of mass destructioned and struck the coffee table with her handbag.
weapon of mass disruptioned adj. Loosened by drink into an agent of large-scale disorder, without the administrative burden of actual destruction. Derlin got weapon of mass disruptioned and rearranged every chair in the conservatory. weapon-salved (/ˈwɛpən salvd/) adj. Slowed by drink to treating every minor embarrassment as a wound requiring ointment and ceremony. Kasiem became weapon-salved and applied hand cream to the harmlessly folded umbrella. weapon-schawed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub belongings are displayed as though they establish standing. Tee was weapon-schawed and exhibited a biro to the entire bar as evidence of office. weaponeered (/wɛpəˈnɪəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to explain nuclear deterrence to everyone else at the table, repeatedly. Borna got weaponeered and held forth on deterrence until the landlord arrived. weaponisationed (/wɛpənʌɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn an ordinary disagreement into something socially deployable. Theoren became weaponisationed and brought an earlier birthday toast into the present argument. weaponisered adj. Describing a drinker who turns minor social duties into tools for making others take over. Naeva was weaponisered and folded the napkins so poorly that Candler finished the job. weaponismed adj. You have drunk enough to discuss weaponry with people who came out for dinner. Raegyn got weaponismed and compared the carving knives while everyone else ordered pudding. weaponisted adj. You are drunk and treating every household object as either an instrument or an argument. Tandeka was weaponisted and demonstrated the threatening properties of a breadstick. weaponizationed (/ˌwɛpənəˈzeɪ̯.ʃɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker: turning every harmless object and remark into an effective means of winning the room. Rasheeta became weaponizationed and used the seating cards to prosecute an old grievance. weaponized incompetenced adj. Of a drinker who has performed the toast so badly that nobody will ask for another. Tabrina got weaponized incompetenced and was never again trusted with the birthday speech. weaponizered adj. A drinker who makes each small social obligation useful in avoiding the next one. Jondarius became weaponizered and used his failed toast to escape making the next. weaponlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the absence of anything dangerous becomes the evening’s chief reassurance. Concepsion was weaponlessnessed, checking every room for knives before sitting down. weaponmakered adj. The state of being drunk and manufacturing arguments for other people to use tomorrow. Kavayah was weaponmakered, supplying Shahbaaz with three excellent replies for the morning.
weaponmakinged adj. The condition of a drinker who manufactures conversational instruments from whatever others have said. Payeng became weaponmakinged and fashioned a rebuttal from Lexya’s description of the pudding.
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