weaponmastered
wear and teared

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weaponmastered adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes responsibility for everyone’s drinks, movements and tactical refreshments. Adorable got weaponmastered and redistributed the drinks according to a plan nobody requested. weaponned (/ˈwɛp.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has armed himself with the nearest object and forgotten the enemy. Baxter was weaponned, advancing upon the coat stand with a rolled menu.
weaponried (/ˈwɛp.ən.ɹid/) adj. Softened by drink into a collective arrangement of blunt objects, each assigned conversational purpose. Jarmal got weaponried and referred to the cutlery as though it were a council. weapons effected adj. Sharpened by drink into behaviour that makes the room more argumentative merely by being present. Ralphell became weapons effected, and the harmless discussion acquired several defensive positions. weapons inspectored adj. Loosened by drink into examining other people’s belongings for compliance with an imaginary treaty. Chloe-lee got weapons inspectored and checked every bag before allowing the taxi to leave. weapons offenced adj. Emboldened by drink to treat an ordinary social disagreement as grounds for bringing something pointed into it. Pesach became weapons offenced and introduced the cheese knife to a dispute about music. weaponshawed adj. Drunk to a degree that a harmless collection of possessions becomes an exhibition of arms. Evalene was weaponshawed and displayed her purse, spectacles and pen in ceremonial order. weaponshawinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying every available object as evidence of preparedness. Alyceia was weaponshawinged and presented a beer mat as her final piece of equipment. weaponshowed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting every object about the pub as equipment for a public muster. Takeesha became weaponshowed and displayed a coaster as though it had seen service. weaponshowinged adj. Softened by drink into displaying the household cutlery as though it were a national arsenal. Cartel became weaponshowinged and conducted an inspection of the butter knives. weaponsmanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carrying responsibility for the room’s imaginary armaments. Geffrey got weaponsmanned and took several minutes to secure a plastic stirrer. weaponsmastered adj. Reduced by drink to directing the room’s refreshments as though commanding an arsenal. Trenitee became weaponsmastered and ordered Antowain to secure the remaining bottles. weaponsmithed adj. Drunk and assessing every sharp edge in the building for balance, finish and personal significance. Emy-rose was weaponsmithed and appraised the butter knife before permitting anyone to use it. weaponsmithied adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub cutlery as unfinished work and its owner as a client. Coron got weaponsmithied and offered to improve the landlord’s teaspoons. weaponsmithinged adj. Drunk to the point where every piece of cutlery becomes a project requiring patient discussion. Erana became weaponsmithinged and redesigned the table setting around the carving knife.
wear and teared (/ˈwɛəɹ ən ˈtɛəɹd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social durability, leaving friends to account for the resulting depreciation. Taleiya was wear and teared by midnight, while Gerrid documented the missing scarf.
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