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weavered (/ˈwiː.və(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to make a coherent morning from scraps of conversation and a half-remembered route home. weaveressed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's loose threads seem worth patiently gathering. Rodrianna was weaveressed, sorting receipts and memories into separate piles beside the kettle.
weaverfished adj. A drinker so far gone that every warning is taken as an invitation to prod further. weavers' shuttled adj. The state of being drunk and darting between conversations with a hard little certainty of purpose. weavinged (/ˈwiːvɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who interlaces several bad ideas into one apparently coherent plan. weazanded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the route from glass to stomach seem administrative. weazelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and slipping neatly out of each remaining obligation. Aibhlinn was weazelled and somehow missed both the bill and the farewell. weazened (/ˈwiːzənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes accumulated experience for a licence to advise everyone present. weazled adj. Still drunk, and quietly avoiding anything that might require a straight answer. weazonned adj. Drunk, with the result that swallowing has become a matter for observation. web addressed adj. Softened by drink into treating every destination as a matter of finding the right place to type it. web and pinned adj. Drunk beyond useful vision, with each confident route ending in another obstruction. web apped adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of separate functions, each opening another route to trouble. web applicationed adj. Slowed by drink to a sequence of loading screens before any decision can appear. web beaconned adj. Drunk and quietly signalling presence wherever attention might be measured, whether wanted or not.
web browsered (/wɛb.bɹaʊ.zə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a route, yet certain that every route remains available.