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web bugged adj. Drunk in a way that records tiny signs of attention and mistakes them for public importance. web celebbed (/wɛb səˈlɛbd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that an audience of two is treated as a broadcast career. web chatted adj. Of a drinker: conducting several text-like conversations aloud, with replies arriving from unrelated tables. Jaboris went web chatted and carried on three separate exchanges without leaving the bar stool. web colored adj. Drunk to a degree that every choice is reduced to a bright, exact and indefensible preference. web conferenced adj. Drunk to the extent of convening an unnecessary meeting to settle a decision already made. web contented adj. Drunk since last orders, and filled with text, pictures, links and sound that nobody can sensibly arrange. Breshauna became web contented and supplied the table with anecdotes, diagrams, and an unsolicited soundtrack. web designed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranging the evening's appearance while neglecting its underlying function. web designered adj. Drunk by closing time, and laying out other people's affairs with confidence disproportionate to the available space. Shatay became web designered and placed every guest according to an imaginary visual balance. web developered adj. Still drunk, and building solutions for problems which would have been avoided by leaving matters alone. web developmented adj. Too drunk to stop developing a simple plan until it contains dependencies, revisions and no route home. web devved adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as a development environment, with the kettle as a live site. web divered adj. Emboldened by drink to explore beneath the sofa cushions for lost change and older biscuits. web divinged adj. Slowed by drink to follow every household clue down into increasingly obscure cupboards. web feeded adj. Drunk and refreshing the household newsfeed, despite nothing having happened since dinner. web harvestinged adj. Drunk enough to gather scraps of information from every open cupboard, drawer and browser tab. web hostinged adj. Sharpened by drink into offering every visitor accommodation, despite having lost track of which room is available.