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web installered adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass of water requires a fresh download of the original intention. web mothed adj. Drunk to a degree that draws the person towards the nearest glowing appliance and leaves domestic traces behind. Miabelle became web mothed and settled beside the cooker, leaving a trail of cardigan fibres. web of trusted adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting every household object as an authenticated source of advice. web paged adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying one carefully arranged domestic scene at a time. web scrapinged adj. Loosened by drink into searching every surface for provisions, loose change and evidence of earlier decisions. Ariyahna went web scrapinged beneath the sofa while Hanalee guarded the remaining crisps. web servered adj. Sufficiently drunk to serve the household in sequence, with each request arriving as a separate document. Demitrius became web servered and supplied water, a blanket and the television remote in that order. web shelled adj. You have drunk enough to issue household commands from the sofa, without approaching the machinery. Jaicee got web shelled and instructed the kettle to provide water from a safe distance. web shopped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes companions browse the room for replacements, snacks, and an exit. web sited (/ˈwɛbˌsaɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the room into linked pages, each leading back to the same unfinished story. web surfered adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling across conversations without stopping at any of them. web televisioned adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the evening to programmes arriving through the internet and the sofa's gravitational field. Leoler became web televisioned and watched cooking programmes while ignoring the actual kitchen. web-browsered adj. Drunk beyond sensible navigation, following one attractive suggestion after another into unfamiliar territory. web-footed geckoed adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping your footing, with each toe spread wide for purchase on the bar-room floor. web-hostinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa can be offered without personally demonstrating its comfort. web-paged adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a single domestic document: water beside the sofa. web-servered adj. Having drunk enough to distribute domestic necessities only after they have timed out once. Ciley got web-servered and brought Reynell's water after the conversation had plainly expired.