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web-sited adj. Of a drinker: installed in one room, with every route to the kitchen now considered external. web-wared adj. Drunk enough to rely on the nearest browser, railing, or stranger for continued access to the evening. webapped adj. Emboldened by drink to operate through several improvised channels at once, none properly tested. webathonned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the pub into a fundraising page, with every regular invited to contribute. webbed (/wɛbd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a sticky network of obligations, each thread leading to another promise. webbed footed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking becomes a broad, paddle-like negotiation with the floor. Robley went webbed footed across the saloon, each step spreading wider than the last. webbed sited adj. Softened by drink into a personal page of uncertain authorship, but readily found by acquaintances. Usman was webbed sited, presenting private opinions as though they had been published. webbered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you quietly fastening every conversation to every other. webbied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the television as a perfectly adequate route into every conversation. webbing clothes mothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly eating holes in the evening's better intentions. webbinged (/ˈwɛbɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a fabric-like resilience, holding the round together despite repeated strain. webbloged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening becomes an ongoing journal, inaccurately headed and rapidly abandoned. webbooked adj. Drunk by the third round, and reading the menu as though it were available online for later consultation. webcamed (/ˈwɛbˌkæmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and broadcasting every movement live to whoever happens to be watching. webcameraed adj. Still drunk, and permanently pointed at the most conspicuous incident in the room. webcammered adj. Too drunk to stop documenting the room, including people who have plainly not agreed to appear in it.