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webcapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a poisonous little growth, best left undisturbed beneath the lampshade. Emryn sat webcapped beside the fruit machine, toxic to conversation but otherwise harmless. webcartoonisted adj. Having drunk enough to turn every pub incident into a strip, complete with captions nobody requested. Kohki got webcartoonisted and supplied speech bubbles for the argument over the jukebox. webcasted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and transmitting the surplus audibly across the public bar. webcastered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the pub's official transmitter, whether or not anyone is tuned in. webcastinged adj. You are drunk and broadcasting from the bar, especially when nobody has asked for coverage. webchated adj. Of a drinker who has confused the pub with an online forum and is awaiting responses from everyone. webcomicked adj. Describing a drinker who turns each mishap into a continuing illustrated episode for the bar. webconferenced adj. Drunk on the strength of a meeting that could have been an email, and determined to extend it. Essense went webconferenced and scheduled a second discussion about ending the first. webconferencinged adj. A drinker who conducts the whole pub as a meeting, assigning actions to people who came in for a pint. webcraftered adj. A drinker so far gone that every coaster, receipt and beermat becomes a proposed website. webcrawled adj. The state of being drunk and following every available route through the pub without reaching the door. webdeved adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps improving the pub's imaginary website instead of ordering a taxi. Mirin got webdeved and spent twenty minutes planning a better landing page for the dartboard. webered (/ˈwɛbəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the evening by the force each successive round applies to the circuit. weberited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral presence: angular, pale, and difficult to move from the booth. webeyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring a vascular panorama over each eye, like a minor imperial map. webfeeded adj. Drunk to the point where every household message appears newly urgent and worth forwarding.