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webfolioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting the evening's achievements online, attractively arranged and of no consequence. webfonted adj. Still drunk, and rendered in a typeface chosen for the internet but unsuitable for the handwritten apology. webfooted adj. Too drunk to walk separately, with the feet joined by an invisible, aquatic arrangement. webfootednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess the joined, amphibious gait of a creature that has misplaced its shoes. webformed adj. Having drunk enough to solicit information from everyone present through a series of poorly designed questions. webgamed adj. Having drunk more than a browser-based contest can reasonably contain, and declaring victory over the loading screen. webguided adj. You have drunk enough to become an informative website, though the route supplied leads directly to the kebab shop. Ladaisha got webguided and gave four tourists detailed directions to a closed bakery. webheaded adj. You are drunk and devoted to the online world, especially when it is time to come downstairs. webhooked (/ˈwɛb.hʊkd/) adj. Of a drinker: altered by an external event, usually the sight of someone ordering another round. Isaah was webhooked when the bell rang and immediately changed direction. webhosted adj. Of a drinker who has provided shelter for several websites, opinions and one unnecessary announcement. webhostinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the household available to everyone, including the cat and the draught. Latissia got webhostinged and opened the sitting room to the cat, the draught and nobody else. webidenced adj. Describing a drinker who cites the internet as proof, particularly when proving that another round is medicinal. webificationed adj. A drinker who has converted the evening into a web format, chiefly by narrating it to nobody online. webinared (/ˈwɛbɪnɑːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a live seminar whose principal visual aid is an empty glass. webisoded adj. The condition of a drinker who releases the evening in short instalments, each ending beside a different household object. Taylor-anne grew webisoded, producing brief episodes from the hallway, kitchen and landing. webisodicked adj. The drunkenness of one who unfolds a story intermittently, chiefly through repeated visits to the lavatory.