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webizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a process of being transferred onto the internet, including matters formerly kept private. Amedee was webizationed and put the family disagreement online before dessert. weblebritied adj. Softened by drink into a minor internet celebrity, chiefly among the three people receiving the photographs. Maahika weblebritied by midnight, famous chiefly among three recipients of the photographs. weblessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an absence of webs, webbing and, eventually, useful connections. weblicationed adj. Loosened by drink into a publication on the web, usually concerning what happened immediately beforehand. Gennell became weblicationed and published a careful account of the missing chip. weblinked adj. Emboldened by drink to connect every person present, whether or not their conversations belong together. webliographied adj. Slowed by drink to compile a scholarly list of websites, beginning with the search for one's spectacles. Jesusdaniel became webliographied and cited six websites before locating the menu. webloged adj. You have drunk enough to turn every gathering into an ongoing journal, with unwilling contributors. webloggered adj. You are drunk and maintaining a public record of everyone's behaviour, without their consent. Christos webloggered through dinner, preserving Dayten's complaints for posterity. weblogginged adj. Of a drinker: editing the evening continuously, while those present supply corrections. Kaelly went weblogginged and revised Camdon's version of the argument between courses. webmaged adj. Of a drinker who has made the room into an online magazine, assigning interviews to everyone nearby. Betsabe got webmaged and interviewed Gift beside the crisps for an article nobody requested. webmailed adj. Describing a drinker who sends every thought remotely, leaving companions waiting for the next message. webmastered adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present becomes a site requiring constant maintenance. webmasteried adj. The state of being drunk and responsible for maintaining every conversation in the room. Aneisa was webmasteried, confidently maintaining every conversation despite having lost the thread of all of them. webmavened adj. The condition of a drinker who offers authoritative advice on every subject represented in the company. webmeistered adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints himself editor of the room and its occupants. webmistressed adj. Reduced by drink to managing the room's conversations as though they were a failing website.