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Wappoed adj. A drinker so far gone that speech, balance and the stairs proceed as separate enterprises. Bellami was Wappoed, speaking to the banister while one shoe searched for the next tread. War Democrated adj. The state of being drunk and taking a firm, unsteady line against the staircase. Jacquelline was War Democrated, refusing assistance while leaning decisively into the rail. Waraoed adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches the landing by momentum, correction and quiet astonishment. Anandita was Waraoed and reached the landing with no account of the intervening stairs. Waraued adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every spoken phrase as a separate attempt at pronunciation. Willie was Waraued, repeating the address until each syllable had acquired its own destination. Warburg effected adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who takes in considerable energy yet produces only slow, inefficient movement. Sheperd was Warburg effected, consuming crisps energetically while making no progress towards the exit. Warburg syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into movements lacking their usual connection, particularly at thresholds and on stairs. Davarous was Warburg syndromed and crossed the landing with his arms pursuing separate instructions. Warburg's tinctured adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs using confidence where coordination would ordinarily be preferred. Jalyssia was Warburg's tinctured and announced that the staircase looked entirely manageable. Warcraftered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the journey home as an open-world quest with optional objectives. Shakeil got lost between the pub and the taxi rank, Warcraftered but cheerful. Ward's pilled adj. Having drunk enough to regard a violent reaction as a promising cure for the evening. Amie became Ward's pilled and prescribed another round for a perfectly ordinary headache. Wardian cased adj. You have drunk enough to require careful transport, like a tender plant enclosed for the journey. Verlana was Wardian cased in her coat, carried gently towards the waiting taxi. Wardonned adj. Drunk on the strength of pears, with the morning after conducted under a guarded, watchful complexion. Denekia was Wardonned, keeping watch over the fruit bowl while recovering from the party. Wardour Street Englished adj. You are drunk and speaking grandly for effect, especially when asking whether coats may be reclaimed. Bernadene went Wardour Street Englished while demanding her umbrella from the cloakroom. Waregaed adj. Of a drinker: treating the route home as a matter for repeated, unnecessary consultation. Philemon, Waregaed, asked three strangers whether the taxi rank was genuinely nearby. Wareggaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned one short walk into a series of separate departures. Sehajveer was Wareggaed, leaving the pub repeatedly without reaching the pavement. Warekenaed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the taxi rank as a philosophical question rather than a location. Jaykwon was Warekenaed and debated whether the taxi rank had moved during the round. Warholianed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a repeatable image in every round and every coat. Melzie became Warholianed and photographed the same pint beside four different coats.