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websided adj. The state of being drunk and communicating with the tact expected of a remote consultation. Jozelle was websided, offering measured advice from beside the crisps. website aggregatored adj. Loosened by drink into one place where scraps of every conversation are collected without much sorting. websited (/ˈwɛbˌsaɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, accessible address containing several interconnected opinions. webslingered adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room by attaching oneself to successive fixtures. websmithed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone constructing a page one button at a time. webspaced adj. Drunk and occupying considerable room in which to store unfinished conversations. Hose was webspaced, leaving ample unused capacity around the doorway. webspamed adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance attracts attention while offering no useful information. webspeaked adj. Drunk enough to communicate in abbreviations, clipped phrases and punctuation best left online. Virda was webspeaked, replying to questions with initials and a thumbs-up. webspinnered adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, leaving a fine trail of conversation around the furniture. Anfernee was webspinnered, leaving a fine trail of conversation around the furniture on the way home. websquattered adj. Drunk beyond any useful claim to the territory, while continuing to occupy it. websquattinged adj. Drunk in a way that reserves conversational ground without developing anything there. webstered (/ˈwɛbstəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose thread is handled, if not successfully. websterited (/ˈwɛbstəɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person hydrated in principle and unstable in practice. Lando websterited beside the kebab shop, hydrated by principle and unstable in practice. webstored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room as a shop and the company as stock. Rubye was webstored, offering crisps and unsolicited assessments at marked prices. webstreamed adj. Drunk on the strength of a continuous delivery of sound, movement and poorly chosen remarks. Jaweria was webstreamed from the bar, broadcasting steadily to the nearest table. webstressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and weaving with the quiet persistence of an experienced hand. Abel was webstressed, producing a narrow but serviceable path to the door.