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websurfered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still riding the evening's remaining currents between tables. Archit was websurfered, gliding from one conversation to another with little luggage. webteamed adj. Still drunk, and operating on the assumption that several people are jointly responsible for the confusion. webtooled adj. Too drunk to use anything except software designed to do the simple part for you. Fawkes was webtooled, relying on an app to identify his own street. webtooned adj. Sufficiently drunk to move through the evening in repeated, brightly simplified panels. Giordana webtooned through the evening in repeated, brightly simplified movements. webtopped adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the pub table as a desktop, with every conversation opened in a separate window. webumentaried adj. Slowed by drink to narrate each step as though it were an interactive documentary, with links no one can follow. webutationed adj. Drunk and conducting a public audit of your reputation, with each stumble immediately published. webvertisinged adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture becomes an advert, particularly for the drink currently in hand. webwared adj. Drunk past the point of independent navigation, requiring an interface for every remaining movement. webworked (/ˈwɛbˌwɜːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where limbs remain separate, moving instead as one loosely interlinked structure. webworm mothed adj. Drunk, with the result that every doorway becomes a loosely spun obstacle course. webwormed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you enclosed in a private tangle, inching towards the exit by trial and error. webzined (/ˈwɛbˌziːnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a publication, with each mishap issued as a new edition. wechted adj. Drunk to the extent of separating every step from its proper weight and judging the result inaccurately. Naissa got wechted and tested the stairs as though winnowing grain by foot. wechuged adj. Drunk on the strength of an appetite that has begun assigning human qualities to the supper menu. wecked (/wɛkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped like a bread roll whenever balance is required.