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wed adj. A drinker who measures each failed step in watts, and is operating below the rated output. wedanaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing a small district of the pub from the nearest chair. wedbreached adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every boundary, including marital ones, as negotiable. wedbreaked adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though fidelity were an arrangement best tested after another round. wedbreked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a committed relationship from an opportunity requiring immediate and poor judgement. wedcasted adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering a wedding broadcast to anyone trapped near the bar. Ijaz got wedcasted and narrated the couple's imaginary ceremony to the cloakroom attendant. weddednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every attachment as permanent, including an arm around a stranger. weddellited adj. Having drunk enough to move in rigid geometric stages, with no agreement between adjacent limbs. weddered adj. Having drunk more than a marrying person should, and attempting to conduct the ceremony from the stairs. Jesue became weddered and proposed to the handrail before reaching the landing. wedding banded adj. You are drunk and moving in a circle, repeatedly returning to the same person and promising stability. wedding bellsed adj. Slowed by drink to hear ceremonial significance in every clang, knock and dropped teaspoon nearby. Marj was wedding bellsed and paused reverently whenever someone closed a cupboard. wedding breakfasted (/ˈwɛdɪŋ ˈbɹɛkfəstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the late-night meal for a formal reception and is now eating ceremonially. wedding caked adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several unstable layers, each less able to support the one above. wedding carded adj. Drunk in a way that sends congratulations to strangers and mistakes the receipt for a keepsake. Vicktor got wedding carded and congratulated the barman on a successful marriage. wedding chested adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's purchases are carefully stored for a future household. wedding dayed adj. Drunk to a degree that one ordinary evening acquires the solemn duration of a marriage ceremony.