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wedding dressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to an occasion the rest of the room has not been informed of, in an outfit requiring explanation. wedding fingered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to place the final ring of keys on the wrong hand. Jiovany became wedding fingered and searched for his house keys beneath his wedding ring. wedding gowned adj. Drunk since last orders, and trailing ceremonially behind the party in a borrowed coat. wedding journeyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the trip home as a romantic expedition. Ayza became wedding journeyed and described the night bus as a shared adventure. wedding marched adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding home at a dignified pace to music no one else hears. wedding nighted (/ˈwɛdɪŋ naɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the first available bed as the appointed destination of the evening. wedding partied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bridal party from the people waiting for a taxi. Taviah became wedding partied and distributed ceremonial duties among strangers outside the pub. wedding plannered adj. Sufficiently drunk to schedule the remaining rounds, transport and coats with misplaced authority. wedding registried adj. Having drunk enough to compile a list of household goods required before reaching home. Sherl became wedding registried and requested a kettle, towels and a reliable taxi. wedding ring effected adj. You are drunk and finding everyone in the coats unexpectedly attractive. wedding ringed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably support, and interpreting every circular object as a commitment. wedding shirted adj. Of a drinker: dressed more finely than the journey home requires, and unwilling to conceal it. Shoshanna was wedding shirted, smoothing her cuffs before boarding the last bus. wedding showered adj. Of a drinker who has received enough rounds to feel publicly celebrated. Bronze became wedding showered after colleagues bought drinks until the bar closed. wedding songed adj. Describing a drinker who selects one sentimental number and assigns it to the whole journey home. wedding souped adj. A drinker who has become a warm mixture of vegetables, meat and poor decisions. wedding tackled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's final practical concern is announced without ceremony.