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wedding vowed adj. The state of being drunk and making solemn promises about attending the next round. wedding waltzed adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches the door by turning rather than walking. wedding-dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a ceremonial date to the walk home. Ajit got wedding-dayed and announced that the pavement marked a significant beginning. wedding-goered adj. The drunkenness of one who attends every closing-time gathering as though formally invited. wedding-ringed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the repeated rounds for a binding agreement. weddinged (/ˈwɛdɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every gathering as a ceremony requiring entrances, witnesses, and a difficult exit. Leeam was weddinged, treating the pub gathering as a ceremony requiring witnesses. weddingered adj. Softened by drink into offering congratulations to anyone who appears to be leaving together. weddinggoered adj. Reduced by drink to attending whatever gathering is nearest the exit. Keragan became weddinggoered and followed the coat queue into the wrong street. weddingmooned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest holiday destination as both altar and escape. weddingweared adj. Still drunk, and dressed with the solemn extravagance ordinarily reserved for somebody else's ceremony. weddingzillaed (/ˌwɛdɪŋˈzɪləd/) adj. Too drunk to permit a wedding, real or imagined, to deviate from the approved arrangement. Eligha was weddingzillaed, rejecting the napkin fold as insufficiently approved. wedelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make rapid parallel turns through the room, without the assistance of skis. wedelned adj. Having drunk enough to perform successive high-speed parallel turns wherever the floor permits. wedelolactoned adj. Having drunk more than the usual quantity of botanical liquor, and acquired an improbable interest in bitter herbs. wedelosided adj. You have drunk enough to become quietly poisonous in the manner of an unremarkable plant. wedfellowed adj. You are drunk and addressing every companion as a spouse, irrespective of the legal position.