wedge heelled
wedgebilled

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wedge heelled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad, unyielding base and no corresponding improvement in balance. wedge issued adj. Describing a drinker who turns every difference of opinion into a small constitutional crisis.
wedge of circlesed adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to one fixed point around which all discussion revolves. wedge peaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a modest glory pea appears an object of botanical distinction. wedge politicsed adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the company along whatever demographic line is presently available. Scott was wedge politicsed, dividing the table by preferred crisps before ordering another round. wedge prismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a shallow angle between arrival and departure. wedge producted adj. Drunk to the point where two unrelated matters are joined with a mark and presented to companions as mathematics. wedge saladed adj. Reduced by drink to a quartered head of lettuce bearing several incompatible opinions. wedge shelled adj. Softened by drink into a clam-like person, opening only when approached with sufficient patience. wedge summed adj. Sharpened by drink into a single social point at which several separate conversations meet. wedge tombed adj. Loosened by drink into an ancient chamber arrangement, with conversation narrowing towards the far end. wedge tornadoed adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a breadth of room disproportionate to one's actual height. Georgialee got wedge tornadoed and filled the dance floor without dancing. wedge-and-dashed adj. Slowed by drink to represent every movement with bonds towards some people and away from others. Norbu was wedge-and-dashed, leaning towards strangers and retreating from friends in alternating movements. wedge-tailed eagled adj. Drunk and surveying the room from an elevated moral position, with conspicuously broad intentions. wedge-writinged adj. Drunk to the point where every account is recorded in angular marks no secretary can decipher.
wedgebilled adj. Drunk enough to force every sentence through a narrow, wedge-shaped opening.
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