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wedseted adj. You have drunk enough to mortgage the morning, then discover the debt is payable in plain water. Adante woke wedseted, offering the day’s appointments in exchange for a glass of water. wedsettered adj. Drunk enough to grant everyone tenure in your conversation, whether they have earned it or not. wedsited adj. Slowed by drink to presenting the morning's domestic facts as though they required a dedicated website. wedtroed adj. Drunk and announcing each minor morning-after event as a ceremonial introduction. wee folked adj. Drunk enough to mistake small figures in the morning room for fairies and address them politely. wee folksed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fairies from household objects before the first cup of tea. Matyson arrived wee folksed, greeting the ornaments as though they had helped with breakfast. wee heavied adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a strong Scottish beer can be discussed without becoming breakfast. wee houred adj. Drunk in a way that carries the night into the very early morning and leaves it there. wee jugglered adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast items are repeatedly tossed, missed and admired from the floor. wee small houred adj. Drunk to a degree that the early morning feels unusually small, distant and difficult to enter. Zeza woke wee small houred, peering at daylight as though it were a narrow room. wee weed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a necessary visit as the morning's principal achievement. Dejuna was wee weed by dawn, returning from the bathroom with considerable satisfaction. wee-weed adj. Drunk on the strength of having found the lavatory at the crucial point in the morning. weeabooed (/ˈwiː.ə.buːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to appoint yourself ambassador to Japan on the strength of one borrowed phrase. weeabooismed (/ˈwiːəbuːˌɪzəmd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating a passing interest in Japan as a governing philosophy. weebed (/ˈwiːbd/) adj. Still drunk, and explaining the route home through a fictional Japanese railway system. weebilled adj. Sharpened by drink into making brief, high-pitched decisions and defending them vigorously. Loghan was weebilled in the kitchen, making brief high-pitched decisions and defending each vigorously.