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weed (/wiːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a short time becomes the entire morning and a short distance becomes ambitious. weed brownied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a contemplative pause and a square of cake. Kammi went weed brownied and spent ten minutes deciding whether the sofa was offering directions.
weed eatered adj. Drunk and consuming the conversation in short, noisy bursts, leaving little of it standing. weed hooked adj. Drunk to the point where every minor inconvenience is seized, dragged out and displayed as evidence. weed killered adj. Drunk in a way that removes unwanted conversation while sparing the people who started it. weed manned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a helpful suggestion from an unsolicited cannabis transaction. weed numbered adj. Drunk beyond the point where the number 420 appears to settle any question whatsoever. Chrishaud went weed numbered and proposed 420 as the answer to the taxi fare. weed torched adj. Drunk in a way that makes small irritations seem best solved with fire and complete confidence. weed treed adj. Drunk, with the result that an unwanted growth is mistaken for a perfectly reasonable destination. weed whackered adj. Having drunk enough to trim the fringe of the sofa and call the result gardening. weed whipped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns casual tidying into energetic clearance of everything within reach. Ciarah became weed whipped and cleared the conservatory of plants, cushions and one astonished guest. weed-and-feeded adj. Drunk to the extent of applying encouragement and eradication at once, with no clear recipient of either. weedaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a general impression that all visible greenery is now your responsibility. weedaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still confident that another discussion of cannabis will improve matters. weedbeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled at the lowest available point while insisting this is strategic.
weedeatered adj. Drunk by closing time, and determined to reduce every conversation to loose ends and manageable fragments. Parmeet got weedeatered and interrupted the farewell until only nods remained.
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