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weedeatinged adj. Still drunk, and engaged in the laborious trimming of problems that would have survived harmlessly unattended. weeded (/wiːdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to remove whatever seems out of place, including the host's carefully planted shrubs. weeder classed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every simple task as an examination designed to expose lesser minds. weeder coursed adj. Having drunk enough to devise an introductory test that eliminates everyone except the person who devised it. Azzah became weeder coursed and set an entrance examination for joining the taxi. weedered adj. Too drunk to distinguish removing an obstacle from removing something that was holding the arrangement together. weederied adj. Slowed by drink to pull imaginary weeds from the kitchen lino. Amalio spent twenty minutes weederied beside the cooker, carefully clearing the floor. weedfished adj. Drunk and lying lengthways beneath the sofa, difficult to distinguish from its surroundings. weedheaded adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen seems to require a long, quiet smoke. Leshay became weedheaded beside the kettle and forgot which mug was hers. weedhooked adj. Drunk enough to seize on the smallest problem and uproot it before considering whether it belonged there. Amarlia got weedhooked and removed the table decoration during the toast. weedicided adj. Drunk enough to eliminate every unwanted plant from the windowsill, including the basil. weedinessed (/ˈwiːdinəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of appearing structurally capable, and slightly green about the edges. weedinged (/wiːdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond the ability to distinguish houseplants from household clutter. Socorra got weedinged and sorted the kitchen into weeds and non-weeds. weedkillered adj. Drunk, with the result that only unwanted household growth is dealt with. Pollye became weedkillered and spent the evening attacking moss on the back step. weedkillinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns removing one leaf into an evening's principal occupation. Maritess was weedkillinged beside the bin, pursuing a sprig nobody else could see. weedlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a completely weed-free route from sofa to water. Ojay inspected the kitchen floor while weedlessnessed, refusing to cross a single sprout. weedlined adj. Drunk on the strength of a boundary between the sofa and the rest of the room.