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Warholismed adj. Loosened by drink into making repetition the organising principle of the evening. Nirek went Warholismed, ordering the same round and retelling the same story at every stop. Warholited adj. Emboldened by drink to make an entrance, a departure, and both unnecessarily public. Syesha became Warholited and announced her taxi fare to the entire queue. Warholled (/ˈwɔɹhɑld/) adj. Slowed by drink to fifteen minutes of local fame, mostly for an unnecessarily elaborate trip to the bar. Alliee became Warholled after falling gracefully against the jukebox and accepting applause. Waried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a short walk acquires historical importance. Kacelyn went Waried between the pub and the corner shop, stopping for each recollection. Warlied adj. Drunk and treating the coatroom as a gallery in which every garment merits inspection. Rejoice became Warlied and studied the coat rack before choosing a perfectly ordinary scarf. Warlpiried (/ˈwɑː(ɹ)lbɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction for getting home requires a separate translation. Mykaella was Warlpiried and needed the taxi driver's directions repeated with hand gestures. Warmianed adj. Drunk enough to regard the cold walk home as a regional matter requiring local expertise. Typhani became Warmianed and lectured the taxi queue on suitable coats for the night. Waroried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between the taxi rank and somewhere that merely resembles it. Danley was Waroried and waited patiently beside a closed florist for his taxi. Warped adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary geometry of the sitting room, with the kitchen apparently farther away than before. Hervin was Warped, reaching the sofa while insisting the kitchen had moved overnight. Warraoed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing one stair at a time, with the upper body negotiating independently. Janal was Warraoed, climbing with his shoulders first and his feet in reluctant support. Warraued adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts the carpet, wall and banister as equal supports. Leesa was Warraued by the front door, resting against whichever surface arrived first. Warren hoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every furrow in the pavement appears deliberately planted for your route home. Samson was Warren hoed and followed the paving lines towards a destination nobody had chosen. Warren trussed adj. Describing a drinker who distributes his remaining judgement among several equal and mutually supporting impulses. Jasear was Warren trussed, assigning each pub exit an equal structural importance. Warrington hammered adj. A drinker who addresses every small objection with a lateral, blade-like correction. Jamesena was Warrington hammered, using the bread knife to illustrate an architectural point. Warringtonianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every destination is treated as a town requiring local knowledge. Briege was Warringtonianed, giving the taxi driver detailed directions to an entirely different suburb. Warsavianed adj. Still drunk, and unable to distinguish the kitchen from the route to it. Clevester remained Warsavianed, arriving at the bathroom with a tea towel.