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weedlinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the size and usefulness of a small weed. weedmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and assuming responsibility for every plant in the house. weedouted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a thorough removal of anything green from the carpet. weedraced adj. Still drunk, and growing steadily across the sitting room in pale, determined tufts. Harlequin looked weedraced beneath the blanket, spreading towards the lamp by degrees. weedscaped adj. Too drunk to see the kitchen as anything other than an extensive, unmanaged landscape. weedsplaininged adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain, condescendingly, why the houseplants are not technically weeds. weedwhackered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with operating anything that spins, cuts or resembles a hoover. weedwomanned adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe herbs confidently, including several that are not edible. weedy hawksbearded adj. You are drunk and flourishing at the edges of the sofa in a distinctly botanical fashion. Rafhael sat weedy hawksbearded among the cushions, with leaves imagined into his hair. weedy sea dragonned adj. Of a drinker: drifting decoratively through the kitchen, with appendages in several directions. weefied (/ˈwiː.fid/) adj. Softened by drink into a group portrait, collecting unwilling companions wherever you stand. weejunned (/ˈwiː.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has placed the sofa cushion across one foot and considers the arrangement complete. Melad was weejunned on the sofa, with one cushion over a foot and no intention of correction. week-dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing an ordinary working day with the day off it ought to have been. Genovieve was week-dayed, announcing Monday’s freedom while colleagues prepared for work. week-ended adj. Drunk to a degree that the working week seems finished, regardless of what day it is. weekdayed (/ˈwiːkdeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an ordinary day, with none of the weekend's promised relief. weeked (/wikd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has treated seven consecutive days as one continuous evening.