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weighing machined adj. Drunk on the strength of a coin-operated verdict about your own condition. weighing scalesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every person can be reduced to a reading. Dolorita weighing scalesed every guest by coat weight while waiting for the taxi. weighing-inned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already undergoing an official preliminary inspection. weighinged (/ˈweɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every decision into a prolonged assessment. weighlocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled in a narrow passage until the tonnage is agreed. weighmanned adj. Still drunk, and occupied with weighing goods for people who have not brought any. weighmastered adj. Too drunk to do anything except supervise the weighing of goods. Elvon became weighmastered and appointed himself responsible for the parcels. weighmented adj. Drunk beyond conversation into inspecting the quantity of everything present, including portions already eaten. weight barred adj. Drunk to the point where standing requires a broad, heavily loaded support. weight classed adj. Drunk enough to sort every person present into a separate division before speaking to them. Verenise became weight classed and assigned the guests competitive categories. weight for aged adj. Drunk in a way that matches each movement to an imaginary age category. weight gained adj. Drunk to a degree that makes rising from a chair a measurable change in mass. weight gainered adj. Drunk to the extent of consuming the entire evening in large, sugary quantities. weight liftered adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps lifting coats, bags and glasses, despite lacking a clear reason for doing so. weight liftinged adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly raising heavy objects, especially when the proper response is to go home. weight lossed adj. Drunk on the strength of losing coordination faster than the body loses mass.