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weight mapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to have assigned every object in the room a deformable trajectory. weight measured adj. Drunk by the third round, and assessing each step as though gravity required calibration. weight off someone's minded adj. Drunk by closing time, and relieved of the burden of remembering where the stairs are. Bonnielou went weight off someone's minded and asked the staircase for directions. weight off someone's shouldersed adj. Still drunk, and carrying no concern beyond whether the next step will carry you. weight plated adj. Too drunk to move without imagining each limb has been fitted with gymnasium iron. weight racked (/ˈweɪt ˌɹækd/) adj. Having drunk enough to store each necessary movement on a separate, inaccessible shelf. Phyllys went weight racked and retrieved the idea of walking one limb at a time. weight roomed adj. Having drunk more than the muscles can privately account for, especially near stairs. weight stacked adj. You have drunk enough to feel each successive correction settle on the last. weight traininged adj. You are drunk and applying isolated muscle-group exercises to the simple act of walking. Harper went weight traininged and completed the stairs through a series of lunges. weight watchered adj. Drunk to a degree that you are monitoring the heft of every coat you have been handed. Terriann spent last orders weighing three borrowed coats, thoroughly weight watchered. weight weenied adj. Of a drinker: excessively concerned with the mass of the bicycle, and insufficiently concerned with his own balance. weight-bearinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes each leg negotiate separately with the floor, requiring assistance from nearby friends. Rashena went weight-bearinged beside the bar and accepted Loucille as temporary structural support. weight-loss dieted adj. A drinker who has reduced speech, balance, and calories to their leanest possible forms. weight-savinged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary movements are redesigned to conserve effort and involve as little lifting as possible. weight-watchered adj. Drunk to the extent of judging the evening by the increasing difficulty of carrying yourself home. weightaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a persuasive round, with every subsequent decision given additional weight.